What Trump birthday event would you like to see?

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30 votes, 4 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	He goes down Niagara Falls in a barrel
	2 (7%)
	He sets a world record for kissing rattlesnakes
	3 (10%)
	He rides a steam-powered rocket over Snake River Canyon
	0 (0%)
	He bungee jumps off the New River Gorge Bridge
	2 (7%)
	He skis the Big Couloir
	0 (0%)
	He wingsuits to Bedminster from atop One World Trade Center
	0 (0%)
	He duplicates Houdini's escape from a packing crate nailed shut and thrown into the East River
	17 (57%)
	He eats an entire working Model T
	0 (0%)
	Other
	6 (20%)
	4 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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