What Trump birthday event would you like to see?

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31 votes, 4 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	He goes down Niagara Falls in a barrel
	2 (6%)
	He sets a world record for kissing rattlesnakes
	3 (10%)
	He rides a steam-powered rocket over Snake River Canyon
	0 (0%)
	He bungee jumps off the New River Gorge Bridge
	2 (6%)
	He skis the Big Couloir
	0 (0%)
	He wingsuits to Bedminster from atop One World Trade Center
	0 (0%)
	He duplicates Houdini's escape from a packing crate nailed shut and thrown into the East River
	18 (58%)
	He eats an entire working Model T
	0 (0%)
	Other
	6 (19%)
	4 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[leftstreet]

1. He dies

is that too rude?

[House of Roberts]

2. A one way ride in a coroner's car.

[dalton99a]

3. A perfect and beautiful cardiovascular event on national TV

[mopinko]

13. if it doesnt happen on air, we may never know.

my fear is we have a weekend at bernie’s sitch that lasts for months.

[intheozone]

4. His funeral! nt

[Hey Joe]

5. I'm sure the celebrations will be much larger

On his death day than on any of his birthdays!🪦⚰️🎉🍾🥂

[magicarpet]

6. A squirting brain aneurysm as he eats a double portion of birthday cake,....

.... with two scoops of chocolate ice cream.

[Autumn]

7. He should go out on the same day he came in. It would be a fucking fantastic 250th

birthday present. The celebration would be epic.

[Traildogbob]

8. Unanimous thought.

80 is long enough for that rapist lying thieving peace of juicy excrement to have poisoned humanity.
Time for HIS hell.

[malaise]

9. He attends his own

WAKE😀

[Historic NY]

10. As the guest of dishonor

[malaise]

11. Nicely played

😀

[Goonch]

12. ;-{) NOBODY CAME

[Thunderbeast]

21. HELP US RONALD McDONALD!

YOUR'E OUR ONLY HOPE!

[justaprogressive]

14. Trump runs around the White House

...til he drops dead!

[3catwoman3]

15. He gets struck by lightning...

…while on the golf course.

[Midnight Writer]

16. I'd like to see a Jeopardy tournament featuring all of Team Trump competing.

Of course, the answer to every question will be "Who is Donald Trump?" whether it is correct or not.

[malaise]

17. Haha

Has he ever read a book?
😀

[milestogo]

18. OTHER: The Mashed Potato

You know, the one where somebody dumps a full bowl on his head.

[Totally Tunsie]

19. Another vote for his funeral here!

He actually puts the "FUN" in "funeral"!

[sakabatou]

20. Keeling over due to shitting himself in his pants to the grave.