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rubbersole

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39. Heard them tell this joke:

Reply to eppur_se_muova (Reply #35)

Wed Oct 8, 2025, 01:52 PM

Oct 8

A recent biology major grad of the University of Washington was giving a mandatory continuing education class to a group of Alaskan Park Rangers...
He said "The human animal is the only animal whose testicles don't retract into the body in severe cold."
Two good ol' boy Rangers sitting in the back and one whispered to the other "That boy never worked on the Pipeline".

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So You Think You Can Hack It? The Cold, Hard Fucking Truth About Alaska [View all] willbrad9080 Oct 8 OP

okay but like why so mad WhiskeyGrinder Oct 8 #1

He didn't sugar coat his advice, just an honest appraisal. Ferryboat Oct 8 #6

The Robin Williams movie Insomnia used the perpetual sunlight in the summer as a motif. John1956PA Oct 8 #2

I am under no delusions about it Cosmocat Oct 8 #3

I don't watch reality TV.... markie Oct 8 #4

Loved Northern Exposure! But... rubbersole Oct 8 #21

"Mosquitoes so big they could stand flat-footed and f*ck a turkey." Ocelot II Oct 8 #29

Ha ! The shattered steel wrenches was the first thing that popped into my mind. eppur_se_muova Oct 8 #35

Heard them tell this joke: rubbersole Oct 8 #39

Great place for opportunities if your willing to work harder than you ever worked. Ferryboat Oct 8 #5

Great to visit, but I don't think I'd wanna live there Jersey Devil Oct 8 #7

Made it 7 winters in Anchorage. callous taoboy Oct 8 #8

Been here since 1985 Arthur_Frain Oct 8 #9

Hawaii wouldn't disappoint I'm told. 1WorldHope Oct 8 #26

Lived on Guam for a couple of years. Arthur_Frain Oct 8 #36

Sorry, I live in Nebraska. I've never even been to Hawaii. 1WorldHope Oct 8 #38

I lived there a couple years AKwannabe Oct 8 #10

Those long days and nights would be hard. Probably as a result of that I saw a lot travelingthrulife Oct 8 #11

Good essay, written with serious grit. Welcome, willbrad9080 Clouds Passing Oct 8 #12

I'm guessing SCantiGOP Oct 8 #13

"you'll end up as a frozen cautionary tale." Aviation Pro Oct 8 #14

I know I couldn't handle the big dark. I live in the San Francisco Bay Area and a few years ago, the combination of Fil1957 Oct 8 #15

I lived in Anchorage from 1965 to 1972 Mblaze Oct 8 #16

Thank you for sharing your experience. MLAA Oct 8 #17

Not sure how/if it's connected, but Fairbanks just voted out their R mayor. TheRickles Oct 8 #18

The climate and the darkness I can handle; even celebrate. Aristus Oct 8 #19

Bears are not usually ripping doors off. They might nap on the porch Maru Kitteh Oct 8 #20

It's a great place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there. Martin68 Oct 8 #22

Hmmm. Orkney in the U.K. is north of kodiak, south of Fairbanks Layzeebeaver Oct 8 #23

Thanks WillBrad Escape Oct 8 #24

You do realize that Palin is no longer governor, don't you? Gimpyknee Oct 8 #33

I s'pose different people like different places Torchlight Oct 8 #25

meh, nice place to visit maybe but not in my top 10 democratsruletheday Oct 8 #27

One of my best friends lived in Alaska for a good while Jilly_in_VA Oct 8 #28

When I lived kairos12 Oct 8 #30

I hacked it for three years and it was a wonderful experience. Gimpyknee Oct 8 #31

There are other beautiful places Wifes husband Oct 8 #40

Nope Torchlight Oct 8 #41

I have cousins who love it Warpy Oct 8 #32

Oh please, it is full of morons Bluestocking Oct 8 #34

Sounds serious Torchlight Oct 8 #37

Locking per Host Consensus. GP6971 Oct 8 #42