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35. JD. Your Grandma poured gasoline on your Grandpa and set him on fire

Tue Oct 7, 2025, 12:16 PM

Tuesday

Because he was drunk.
Your mother put out the flames

How have you figured out your blame story for that one?

Standard Oil??
Old Crow Whisky?

Your mother was fucked up by your Grandma, JD.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers: JD VANCE: "My mother got the drugs that almost killed her from Mexicans." [View all] Swede Monday OP

Shameless lying is a prerequisite for working for this administration surfered Monday #1

It seems to be.... SergeStorms Tuesday #39

The statement actually leaves some wiggle-room, logically AZJonnie Monday #2

review vance's comments after the springfield "eating the dogs" incident rampartd Tuesday #20

These drugs don't come with a stamp on them stating 'I'm from Mexico' travelingthrulife Tuesday #30

He didn't say the drugs were hecho en Mexico, he said she got them from Mexicans AZJonnie Tuesday #36

The VP of the Party of Personal Responsibility is blamimg Mexicans because his mom chose to use drugs. sop Monday #3

So, when it's drugs, the point-of-origin is to blame. 70sEraVet Tuesday #22

Exactly! Gimpyknee Tuesday #23

Generational liars Marthe48 Monday #4

Therefore? maxsolomon Monday #5

I blame capitalism JoseBalow Monday #8

A whole lot of people in the US soldierant Monday #16

WHAT?!? Veepy Weirdo Beardo LIED about something? Who'd-a thunk it! n/t TygrBright Monday #6

Why was his mother using drugs in the first place? AverageOldGuy Monday #7

She couldn't look her couch in the eye anymore? BurnDoubt Monday #12

REC (As soon as I can stop laughing!) 11 Bravo Monday #14

The best comment on the internet for the day. nt moniss Tuesday #25

Boom! MorbidButterflyTat Tuesday #38

When will he man up and use his real name? GreenWave Monday #9

What's the J for, i imagine the D is for thomski64 Monday #15

Davenport? Gimpyknee Tuesday #24

It took me a moment but then I got it, cuz I'm old and I remember such things! CTyankee Tuesday #41

And he still isn't worth the pills his mommy tried to trade him for. paleotn Monday #10

Turds of a feather IbogaProject Monday #11

So she was not responsible? mgardener Monday #13

The first time brakester Tuesday #31

I have a very hard time calling someone who steals pain meds from patients a victim Hekate Tuesday #40

Maybe the patients were Mexican lame54 Monday #17

So .... DEA should arrest his mother ? Seems like the most logical conclusion. nt eppur_se_muova Monday #18

Wow, using his current alias JD is a lying fraud Hassler Tuesday #19

It's Satanic to lie all the time Champp Tuesday #21

Wait - what? Ruby the Liberal Tuesday #26

you expected truth? from a smarmy Repuke? rustbeltvoice Tuesday #27

Hey Shady McMaybelline---you're Catholic Jilly_in_VA Tuesday #28

Let's even pretend it is true. So what? I assume she tried her best to source them... Ol Janx Spirit Tuesday #29

I have no idea what he's talking about, but his mother wasn't forced at gunpoint to take any drugs. It was a choice. Vinca Tuesday #32

Don't take drugs while pregnant usless it is Tylenol. Otherwise you might end up with, you know, a vance. twodogsbarking Tuesday #33

Meanwhile, Mexicans are complaining about relatives that were killed by guns that came from, well, Americans. twodogsbarking Tuesday #34

JD. Your Grandma poured gasoline on your Grandpa and set him on fire vanlassie Tuesday #35

Absolute lie. And I know this first hand btw...from Middletown. Grew up there. Knew his mother well at one point. airmid Tuesday #37

Fucking LIAR. Cha Tuesday #42

I hate stupid shit like this post Grins Wednesday #43