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AverageOldGuy

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15. I predict

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Mon Oct 6, 2025, 04:11 PM

Oct 6

Job opening tomorrow in Eastern District of Virginia.

HELP WANTED. Seeking prosecuting attorney with no moral compass, no sense of right or wrong, total dedication to Donald Trump. Prefer female, 22-27 yr old, blonde, white, with nice tits and firm ass. Law school graduation optional.

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Breaking Virginia Prosecutor to decline charging AG James -link added [View all] malaise Oct 6 OP

Just for fun, here's a link Attilatheblond Oct 6 #1

LOL malaise Oct 6 #2

Nah. Somebody else can do the snip Attilatheblond Oct 6 #3

Hehe malaise Oct 6 #4

Thanks for helping her out. When Trump hears about this, she's gonna need Linkedin. 3Hotdogs Oct 6 #23

And the catsup is flying today. MarineCombatEngineer Oct 6 #5

All together now no_hypocrisy Oct 6 #6

Man, they are going to be on 🔥 for her. underpants Oct 6 #28

So, Elizabeth Yusi expects to be fired? If so, we owe her our gratitude for standing up to Trump et al. Jim__ Oct 6 #7

Certainly. We should recognize all these acts of bravery. There is an upside. Bluetus Oct 6 #26

Ooh. Took me a second but then I got it. 😬 underpants Oct 6 #27

Homie about the get fired and replaced by Kid Rock Prairie Gates Oct 6 #8

More like Scott Baio who is used to assistant manager jobs. madinmaryland Oct 6 #22

She better make sure that her resume is updated Jose Garcia Oct 6 #9

And make sure her house is insured. durablend Oct 6 #12

K&R - so... another prosecuter bites the dust?! UTUSN Oct 6 #10

I hope Yusi doesn't own a beach house. Gimpyknee Oct 6 #11

Or any kind of house really. nt MarineCombatEngineer Oct 6 #13

Boy I hope this does not upset Krasnov he already has had one or two strokes. This might take him out. Botany Oct 6 #14

He might go missing for several days, again. Mtnmama Oct 6 #21

Ugh! I'd rather stay at the BidenRocks Oct 7 #29

I'd rather COL Mustard Oct 7 #36

I predict AverageOldGuy Oct 6 #15

Just why is this being prosecuted in Virginia? Old Crank Oct 6 #16

That's where she got the mortgage for the second house. The accusation is that she claimed the Virginia house 3Hotdogs Oct 6 #24

And, such a 'loophole' was undoubtedly created by those same rethugs. OldBaldy1701E Oct 7 #33

The Orange Gibbon did worse. ON applications for mortgage, he would state a value of the property 3Hotdogs Oct 7 #38

Elizabeth Yusi has professional integrity and guts like few others. Dr. T Oct 6 #17

Republicans can not and will not understand Warpy Oct 6 #18

Every single win, however small, chips away at this power structure until it falls like ancianita Oct 6 #19

By this time tomorrow, that prosecutor will be fired Wednesdays Oct 6 #20

One thing here. We gotta let these decisions do there damage to TSF! bluestarone Oct 6 #25

Trump wants trumped up charges. cstanleytech Oct 7 #30

THIS malaise Oct 7 #31

I see what you did there, lol. Ligyron Oct 7 #37

"Elizabeth Yusi, who oversaw major criminal prosecutions in the Norfolk office of the Eastern District of Virginia" Ray Bruns Oct 7 #32

I'm sure there are still some reputable law firms that are looking for attorneys with high ethical standards. flashman13 Oct 7 #34

Well, I guess we know who will be.... COL Mustard Oct 7 #35