What's going on with the jan6 grand jury?

[Effete Snob]

6. Hang on... lemme go ask them... just a minute...

I popped in to see how they were doing. They're trying to figure out why the pastrami on wheat toast came on rye instead, and several of them are saying that the juror who ordered the pastrami didn't say wheat toast, but only thinks she did.

That's as much as I got from them.

Another one said he thinks he's getting hives from an allergy from the finish used on the arm of one of the chairs, and he'd like to get a different chair instead of just covering the arms of the chair with napkins.

I'll check in later today, because I told them, "Triron on DU wants an update ASAP" so they are going to give me a full report for you in a while.