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alfredo

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42. The cooktop might have had a pilot light, but not the oven.

Fri Jan 13, 2023, 11:54 PM

Jan 2023

I remember having to match light the oven. That was always a little thrilling. He probably turned on the gas to the oven without snuffing out the stove top pilots.

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Stick a fork in me. I'm done. Triggered beyond repair [View all] CatWoman Jan 2023 OP

He lives in an apartment with an electric stove, so no need to give a shit. WhiskeyGrinder Jan 2023 #1

I don't anyway. catrose Jan 2023 #2

No he doesn't! He lives in his parents' basement. Bluethroughu Jan 2023 #40

The only gas dweller Jan 2023 #3

Shouldn't he have turned off the pilot lights first? Ocelot II Jan 2023 #4

Or go full Jason Bourne... rubbersole Jan 2023 #19

A guy I knew tried to commit suicide by alfredo Jan 2023 #29

Maybe I'm missing something ... Straw Man Jan 2023 #39

The cooktop might have had a pilot light, but not the oven. alfredo Jan 2023 #42

Not necessarily SouthernLiberal Jan 2023 #43

Yes. We retrofitted a 1940s vintage stove with one of those units. Hortensis Jan 2023 #48

But ... Straw Man Jan 2023 #50

How long before that idiot burns his home down? Progressive dog Jan 2023 #5

I will send him a box of matches vercetti2021 Jan 2023 #6

Opening the package causes a spark. Then, you know. nt Ilsa Jan 2023 #23

The real waste of energy is the entity known as 'Catturd2' Blue Owl Jan 2023 #7

Looking at some of the replies I there. Don't think he quite Carlitos Brigante Jan 2023 #8

This wingnut is on the right-wing website, Gab, constantly talking about this nonsense. waterwatcher123 Jan 2023 #9

That RWNJ is one of the people Elon Musk replies to most often on Twitter. highplainsdem Jan 2023 #28

The 2023 version of rolling coal... Wounded Bear Jan 2023 #10

video, or it didn't happen catturd Takket Jan 2023 #11

The idiot owns an electric oven vercetti2021 Jan 2023 #17

It didn't happen womanofthehills Jan 2023 #18

here's another jerk asking people to boycott M&Ms CatWoman Jan 2023 #20

Nick wants an all male package to demonstrate commitment? BOSSHOG Jan 2023 #24

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Jan 2023 #27

I'm confused. HoosierDebbie Jan 2023 #31

DU isn't the only site that needs a "humor" emoji cyclonefence Jan 2023 #33

It's hard to tell these days JI7 Jan 2023 #44

Dude's never heard of all-male M&Ms? OilemFirchen Jan 2023 #37

This message was self-deleted by its author Joe Cool Jan 2023 #12

Stoves have eyes? Mine has burners. rsdsharp Jan 2023 #13

They call the electric burners "eyes" in the Deep South. vanlassie Jan 2023 #21

Indoor rolling coal. Marcus IM Jan 2023 #14

Microcosm of GQP stupidity central scrutinizer Jan 2023 #15

Refridgerator boxes are at a premium. panader0 Jan 2023 #30

Why would any Liberal cry about some idiot wasting natural gas... Caliman73 Jan 2023 #16

Man that awesome piece of work owns us. BOSSHOG Jan 2023 #22

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Jan 2023 #25

"gas stove eyes"? CaptainTruth Jan 2023 #26

I'm seriously convinced at this point that if the government told the MAGAs not to jump off a cliff. Initech Jan 2023 #32

+1 n/t area51 Jan 2023 #36

I hope his landlord is on Twitter - reading these stupid posts FakeNoose Jan 2023 #34

Catturd Mblaze Jan 2023 #35

Good for you. Now, go ahead and light a match, dumbfuck. GoCubsGo Jan 2023 #38

His mom is going to be pissed when she gets the gas bill maxrandb Jan 2023 #41

Are ya getting sleepy, yet? (nt) FreepFryer Jan 2023 #45

Shame they didn't turn on the oven and stick their head in. Vinca Jan 2023 #46

"Ran up my gas bill for absolutely no reason. Cry liberals." GenThePerservering Jan 2023 #47

That moron is Elon Musk's sock puppet. He and his followers got really pissed at me when madinmaryland Jan 2023 #49