Stick a fork in me. I'm done. Triggered beyond repair

[CatWoman]

I want to be there when this idiot opens his gas bill

Link to tweet

[WhiskeyGrinder]

1. He lives in an apartment with an electric stove, so no need to give a shit.

[catrose]

2. I don't anyway.

If he had gas, he'd be poisoning himself and his family. That'll show me. Wut...

[Bluethroughu]

40. No he doesn't! He lives in his parents' basement.

They don't allow him near the stove, he does not understand how electric works.

[dweller]

3. The only gas

that asshole releases is from his own orifices


✌🏻

[Ocelot II]

4. Shouldn't he have turned off the pilot lights first?

And then taken a few deep breaths before lighting a match?

[rubbersole]

19. Or go full Jason Bourne...

Turn on the gas and put a magazine in the toaster.

[alfredo]

29. A guy I knew tried to commit suicide by

Sealing doors and windows, then turning on the gas. He probably wasn’t a detail man because he forgot to turn off the pilot lights. The explosion blew him out his second story window. He landed in the street in front of his apartment. He was successful at killing himself, but he didn’t envision that ending.

He was bipolar and would go off his meds. At times he would just stand there, all glassy eyed and grinning broadly. He hated the Lithium they gave him, and I guess he couldn’t see living that way for decades to come. When he was medicated he was a good guy.

[Straw Man]

39. Maybe I'm missing something ...

... but doesn't turning on the gas when the pilot lights are lit just result in the stove or oven lighting? Or did he disconnect the incoming gas line and let it spew before it reached the appliances?

[alfredo]

42. The cooktop might have had a pilot light, but not the oven.

I remember having to match light the oven. That was always a little thrilling. He probably turned on the gas to the oven without snuffing out the stove top pilots.

[SouthernLiberal]

43. Not necessarily

I have a gas cook top that has no pilot light. It has a device that makes a spark to light the gas.

[Hortensis]

48. Yes. We retrofitted a 1940s vintage stove with one of those units.

The pilot lights it replaced lit everything - the burners, griddle, oven and broiler. We still have that wonderful old stove because I'm so fond of it, but we have induction in the kitchen now.

[Straw Man]

50. But ...

... is there a pilot light somewhere else? If not, there couldn't have been any explosion. But I think alfredo has answered my question above.

[Progressive dog]

5. How long before that idiot burns his home down?

[vercetti2021]

6. I will send him a box of matches

Own me baby! Light one up

[Ilsa]

23. Opening the package causes a spark. Then, you know. nt

[Blue Owl]

7. The real waste of energy is the entity known as 'Catturd2'

[Carlitos Brigante]

8. Looking at some of the replies I there. Don't think he quite

thought it through....

[waterwatcher123]

9. This wingnut is on the right-wing website, Gab, constantly talking about this nonsense.

I check it to see what Bobert, MTG, Gosar and Trump say in their safe space. Luckily we far out number these wingnuts.

[highplainsdem]

28. That RWNJ is one of the people Elon Musk replies to most often on Twitter.

And Rasmussen Reports on Twitter also chats with him.

[Wounded Bear]

10. The 2023 version of rolling coal...

[Takket]

11. video, or it didn't happen catturd

[vercetti2021]

17. The idiot owns an electric oven

People found his home lol he's just another one of those who thinks hes own us and its like....WE ARE LAUGHING!

[womanofthehills]

18. It didn't happen

Tweets like this get lots of comments and viewers. People constantly tweet shit like this on Twitter to rile people up and get high viewer numbers.

[CatWoman]

20. here's another jerk asking people to boycott M&Ms

is wrong with these people

Link to tweet

[BOSSHOG]

24. Nick wants an all male package to demonstrate commitment?

[HoosierDebbie]

31. I'm confused.

You call for a complete boycott of Mars, or at least of M&M's. Do you mean to include yourself? Because you just bought (I assume you paid for them) a package of M&M's and smashed them. M&M's makes the same amount of money if you buy and smash them as they do if you buy and eat them. Do you recommend that everybody buy a package, smash them, and then boycott them?

[cyclonefence]

33. DU isn't the only site that needs a "humor" emoji

[JI7]

44. It's hard to tell these days

[OilemFirchen]

37. Dude's never heard of all-male M&Ms?

D'oh!

[rsdsharp]

13. Stoves have eyes? Mine has burners.

🎶 My stoooove has a thousand eyes. . .🎶

[vanlassie]

21. They call the electric burners "eyes" in the Deep South.

[Marcus IM]

14. Indoor rolling coal.

Their idiocy knows no bounds.

[central scrutinizer]

15. Microcosm of GQP stupidity

I’m going to vote for pols who slash Social Security and Medicare to own the libs. My elderly mother will have to live under a bridge in a refrigerator box but it was worth it.

Biden should issue an executive order outlawing sticking a fondue fork into your eye.

[panader0]

30. Refridgerator boxes are at a premium.

Seriously, I met a couple hobos on a frieght train once back when me and my buddies used to hop
frieghts to Seattle from schools in Oregon, and one had a refridgerator box and he was so proud of it.
They are a lot warmer than without one.

[Caliman73]

16. Why would any Liberal cry about some idiot wasting natural gas...

and potentially creating an unhealthy situation for himself and anyone around him?

That is just stupid. Look, the agency that monitors air quality released information based on research, that gas ranges can create potentially hazardous conditions in people's homes. They recommend moving away from cooking with natural gas and one employee of the agency spoke somewhat rashly about proposals to deal with the situation.

If you want to waste your money and potentially kill yourself, that doesn't make me cry. It just means soon, one day, an idiot who calls himself Cat Shit, will no longer be around to create an ass of himself.

[BOSSHOG]

22. Man that awesome piece of work owns us.

And I spent 30 years in the Navy for that?

[CaptainTruth]

26. "gas stove eyes"?

Is that... British or something? Never heard that expression. They've always been "burners" to me.

[Initech]

32. I'm seriously convinced at this point that if the government told the MAGAs not to jump off a cliff.

They would be pushing and shoving each other to be first in line to jump off said cliff.

[area51]

36. +1 n/t

[FakeNoose]

34. I hope his landlord is on Twitter - reading these stupid posts

[Mblaze]

35. Catturd

Forgets that we can simply ignore him/her.

[GoCubsGo]

38. Good for you. Now, go ahead and light a match, dumbfuck.

I sure as hell won't cry when your whole fucking place blows up because of your idiocy.

[maxrandb]

41. His mom is going to be pissed when she gets the gas bill

[FreepFryer]

45. Are ya getting sleepy, yet? (nt)

[Vinca]

46. Shame they didn't turn on the oven and stick their head in.

[GenThePerservering]

47. "Ran up my gas bill for absolutely no reason. Cry liberals."

I wonder if this is a left wing provocateur who has been let loose on the MAGAts.

[madinmaryland]

49. That moron is Elon Musk's sock puppet. He and his followers got really pissed at me when

I pointed that out. He apparently has a podcast that he rants pro-Eloon and pro-tRump diatribes while living in the basement of his mom’s house.