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Thousands of pilot shows (and ideas for shows) are floated, each season, usually only about 1% of 1% ever get picked up and of that; less than 1% of that 1% of 1% actually succeed.
The reality show horse has been beaten into the ground. So as a result, I see a few things happening.
1)the show gets picked up, gets big ratings the first couple of weeks. then slowly dies off.
2) the show gets picked up, begins doing well, some "behind the scenes" clips are "leaked" to youtube showing failin quitter as the "average person", the show floats along for a while be then slowly dies.
3) the show gets picked up, floats along, some less then flattering clips are leaked to Youtube, failin shrilled against her critics, demands the crew is fired, the show flounders and dies a quick death.
4) the show gets picked up, execs realize it has no substance, false and real controversies are conjured up to inflate the ratings, it last for a little while then dies abruptly, when it's put on hiatus for "retooling". It returns in a bizarre time slot featuring "guest shots" of failin quitter, but centers mostly around her dysfunctional husband and kids.
5) a few episodes are shot, but the the show doesn't get last very long. failin quitter tries in vein to be graceful, but true to her roots, will begin the blame game. It's everyone else's fault. Like after the lost election, she blamed her fuck ups on the republican party, she will blame the writers, crew members, hair stylist, dog trainers, stage managers and PA's for all the problems and that they refused to listen to her innate producing wisdom.
finally...
6) the show won't go into production, no one will want it, failing quitter will once again be a pony without a rider. She will then go on to condemn all those godless people in hollywood that hate anyone that tells the truth or want to feature the story of average americans.
Oh one last one that just occurred to me...
7) the show is picked up by some religious network, that will advertise it in the most obnoxious way, with really bad commercials, cheap art direction, awful writing and ego puffing can do no wrong writing for failin quitter. Where it will have a very successful run because it's aimed squarely at tea bagging failin quitter hair and eyeglass style imitating fan boy/girl geeks.
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