Who can you trust? Please sit down calmly before reading beyond this title ...

[Boojatta]

Consider the elephant in the room...

Some people who are concerned about grammar may prefer the question "whom can you trust?" but this isn't the elephant.

The elephant has legs, ivory tusks, and a heart of gold. The ivory tusk is that old saying: "Never trust anyone who is over thirty or under thirty-five."

The heart of the elephant is a simple observation: a genuine birth certificate that hasn't been tampered with indicates not only place of birth, but also date of birth!!!.

Let me now refrain from allegory and write plainly. Some intelligent, successful people have devoted effort, time, and money to create suspicion about a birth certificate. Prudently, not wishing to create panic, they say nothing about President Obama's actual age. There is reason to suspect that President Obama is under thirty-five years of age. However, that's not all. He might also be over thirty. Yes, the worst of all possible worlds! People, please stay calm.