How many members of the Bush Admin. does it take to replace a light bulb?

[Renew Deal]

IT TAKES EIGHT:
1: One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced.
2: One to notify and give Fox News the exclusive rights to cover the event.
3: One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who asks questions about the light bulb.
4: One to blame the previous administration for  the need of a new light bulb.
5: One to arrange the invasion of the country  rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs.
6: One to get together with Vice President Cheney and award a $1,000,000,000.00 no-bid contract to Halliburton Industries for supplying a light bulb.
7: One to arrange a photo-op session showing  Dubya changing the light bulb, while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American  flag.
  AND
8: One to explain to Dubya how to talk about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing a country.

[illflem]

1. Another version

How many Bush Administartion officials does it take to change a light bulb?
None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are dishonest spin from the liberal media. That light bulb served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. If we change bulbs now, then the terrorists have won. How can you even ask that question, you French cheese-eating surrender monkey? Why do you hate freedom?

[louis-t]

2. Says it all.

Dudn't it?

[illflem]

3. Besides, dim bulbs are the support base

for the current administration, why would they want to change them?

[uppityperson]

4. Very good all of you, and FOX news story regarding global warming

My 1st thought was none because there is nothing wrong with the lightbulb why do you hate america. Thanks for the sad laugh to all the lightbulb jokes.

My husband just told me that FOX news last night was excitedly reporting that this yr is the warmest on record, the last record was 1999. Here in WA, USA, ski places have closed for the season and the snowpack needed for water the rest of the yr is about 1/4 what it should be. FOX news people don't believe in global warming, just in being able to look hot wearing those cute shorts and tank tops. "hot" meaning sexy, not overly warm since there is no global warming.