Stupid Bush, Crazy Bush, A-hole Bush

[alonso_quijano]

Bush isn't merely two-faced--he's got three distinct personalities!

First, there's Stupid Bush: he's the one all the comedians love. "Subliminable." Doesn't read the newspapers. Saddam=Al Qaeda. Not a shadow of an economic clue.

Next, there's Crazy Bush: he's the guy that thinks he's been chosen by God, and that he can look into Putin's soul. Fires anyone who tells him the truth. "Looky-me, I'm a cowboy!" Can't think of a mistake. He's the one who actually believes Rove's lies.

Finally, there's Asshole Bush: he's the snotty frat boy and Big Fucking Liar. Alienate the allies. "'Pleeeeze don't kill me!'" Trying to amend the Constitution because buttsex scares him. AWOL. Blame the FBI for 9/11, the CIA for Iraq, Clinton for the economy, the French for everything else.

Everything Bush has ever done, said, or thought owes to his stupidity, his craziness, and his vicious assholeosity.

Of course, these three faces of evil don't exist separately from one another; they sometimes combine to horrible effect. The Iraq war couldn't have gotten off the ground without both Stupid and Crazy contributing; tax cuts for multi-millionaires are the brainchild of Stupid and Asshole. And sometimes, there's just a perfect storm: Stupid doesn't know that there are black people in Brazil, Asshole is pissed off that he's forced to care, and Crazy thinks that this is a GREAT conversation starter!

Now, the first debate was attended by Stupid, with cameo appearances by Crazy and Asshole. The second debate was Crazy through-and-through, though the others fought to be heard.

Who (finally :-) ) do you think is going to show up tonight?

[amber dog democrat]

1. crazy as in delusional

and worthless.

[Skittles]

2. I think he is both stupid and evil

that is what makes him so dangerous

[bluedeminredstate]

3. Frat boy Andover, Yale and Harvard boy

who was born in Conn. and spent his summers in Maine, will slam Kerry for being of the New England elite. Look for his accent to be thick as he slams Kerry for being a "Brahmin, tax-raising, limosine Liberal."

[Dark Jedi]

4. The Three Faces of Bush

Maybe all three will show up and Bush will shift from one to the others as the debate progresses. Now wouldn't that be fun?

[freesqueeze]

5. A-Hole Bush

He seems to be the one that the conservatives salivate over. This puffed up casrated rooster is, sadly, the best, Mr. Bush has to offer.

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