The republicans are changing their symbol.

[Renew Deal]

The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom.

The committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.

[LisaLynne]

1. Bwwwaaahhh!

That totally made me laugh out loud.

[AmandaRuth]

2. i thought they were changing it to reflect

the flip flopping flim flam lying they do to justify their simplistic black and white view of the world. But thats probably just me......}(