I still think this is the funniest Bush joke ever

[othermeans]

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had preformed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas . A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them and 8 months later he preformed a private concert for the Queen of England."

The second one said, "That’s nothing. A young man lost both arms and
legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a
train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse’s ass and a cowboy hat."

"That cowboy is now the president of the United States."

[fdr_hst_fan]

1. That's great!

ROFLMAO!

[jeff30997]

2. Hehehe...Funny.

:)

[trotsky]

3. I know that's not true.

Because Bush is afraid of horses. ;-)

[BootinUp]

4. yee-ha! LOL

[classof56]

5. This is a variation on a joke about Barry Goldwater back in 1964

The last line being, "All that was left was an asshole wearing horn-rimmed glasses, and now he's running for president."

Of course, Goldwater lost...too bad about the cowboy!

DEFEAT BUSH!!

[pen dragon]

6. speaking of dubya and horses...

[mahina]

7. Another fave...

On Election Night 2004 the returns showed Kerry 50%, Bush 50%. To avoid another Supreme Court case, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the final winner. The candidate that caught the most fish at the end
of the week would win. After a lot of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote and cold lake in Wisconsin. There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this remote lake and return daily with their catch for counting and verification.
At the end of the first day, Kerry returns to the starting line and he has 10 fish. Soon, W. returns and has zero fish. Well, everyone assumes he is just having another bad day or something and hopefully, he will catch up the next day.
At the end of the 2nd day Kerry comes in with 20 fish and W. comes in again with none.
That evening, Dick Cheney gets together secretly with W. and says, "I think Kerry is a lowlife cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see if he is cheating in any way."
The next night (after Kerry comes back with 50 fish), Cheney says to Bush, "Well, what about it, is Kerry cheatin'?"
"He sure is, Dick, he's cutting holes in the ice."