What Do You Do When You Hear "I'm GW*, and I Approve This Message?"

[stopbush]

Vote below

[noahmijo]

1. All of the above but not in that order

[4morewars]

2. I usually yell....

LIAR ! LYING MOTHERFUCKER !!!!!!! It scares my wife. and the dog. Then I change the channel !

[DemWitch]

3. Shrubya may be talking but all my mind hears is...

Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit, bullshit bullshit! Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit, bullshit bullshit bullshit, bullshit bullshit bullshit, bullshit bullshit bullshit. Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit? Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit, bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit! Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit! Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit! Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit? Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit. Bullshit bullshit!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. I hit the mute button

while shouting "Bite me, you asshole!"

[agates]

5. Change the channel

and then chew two Tums.

[Goldom]

6. love the way that the next two words out of 'his' mouth are

John Kerry.

every time.

usually followed by some lies and insults, but it's just so absurd. "I'm Bush, and I approve this message. About John Kerry." People aren't even going to remember Bush exists. Kerry's ads are about kerry. bush's ads are about kerry. Who the heck is this kerry guy running against anyway? all i know is he approves ads about kerry too! :eyes:

[lapfog_1]

7. I absolutely can't stand to hear his voice or see him or pickles

so if they play a * commercial, I change the channel right away.
Fortunately, I don't live in a "swing state" so this is not
inflicted on me all that often.

[LiberalPersona]

8. I don't really "scream" profanity

but I do say "oh boy, here we go again with the bullshit."

[Lost147]

9. nothing much but

I just roll my eyes and keep watching the TV

[Merrick]

10. Realize that the channel must have changed from the porn station...

and I change it back.

[Codeblue]

11. I went with get violently ill

even though I only get slightly ill. Then I listen to what he says and laugh at him.

Like his ad where he says "I can't imagin the agony of a mom or a dad having to decide which child to pick up first on September the 11th."

Ummm...what exactly is that supposed to mean? Why are they deciding which child to pick up first? Why does September 11th even have anything to do with picking up your children?

I haven't talked to anyone that's been able to figure it out either.

It's actually pretty funny, even though if you think about it too long, you'll probably end up in a looney bin.

[vixengrl]

12. I do my "finger exercises".

Two fingers. One on each hand. You can guess which.

[huntsvilledem]

13. I just hit the mute button

I get pissed off just hearing his voice, no matter what he's saying

[amber dog democrat]

14. The TV stay dark 95% of the time in our house.

unless we are watching movies.
But in my car when the Chimp is squeaking on the radio- I turn off the volume until it stops.

[citizen]

15. I selected "other" since I stick pins in

my George Bush voodoo doll.

[MsConduct]

16. I wonder

how many thousands of takes they had to do before he got that he was supposed to sound sincere.