The Right Wing Pledge of Alleigance.

[mwooldri]

With the polarization that is happening in the country these days, and since at some point should I decide to apply to be a citizen of this great country, I figured out at some point I might have to learn the Pledge of Alleigance. But the way things are going it might not be too long before the Pledge is rewritten. If we end up in a totalitarian state, what would the Pledge look like? Here's my go at it.

I pledge Alleigance to the President
of the United States of America,
and to the Administration
for which it stands.
One nation, with Jesus,
And Liberty and Justice for Us.
Amen.

This would work only if you're in with the "in crowd", the so-called ruling right wing class. I guess the original pledge of alleigance works for the rest of us.

[TheCrankyOne]

1. Great Job

Two thumbs up!

[Lefty48197]

2. The Original Pledge of Allegiance?

You mean the one that read, "One nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all", or the one that was corrupted by the McCarthyites to ass "under God"?

[Lefty48197]

3. Now THAT'S a typo!

I meant ADD "under God", not ass.