Plucketeer
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Wed Oct-20-10 10:22 AM
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If elected I will: try my best to NOT deliver what I promised with the same deft evasivness as I answered pointedly crafted questions during my campaign.
Remember how I've responded to pleas for a yes or no answer? Or didn't - to be more precise? Count on the same sort of rubbery forthrightness with respect to working on your behalf.
Furthermore, I pledge to you that I will refudiate any insinuation that I get monetary support from ANY institutions that don't have your best interests at heart.
Know that I attended the most prestigious academies of higher learnin' And have attained a major in the art of deception, deciet, and denial with a minor is shell-gaming.
Having told you the truth, I humbly ask for your vote.
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