Lou Dobbs to Run for Governor!

[One Sweet World]

The Newark Star Ledger is reporting that protectionist/ideologue/conservative/CNN anchor Lou Dobbs is considering a run for New Jersey governor. When asked about the possibility, the angry talking head responded with a classic non-denial denial of "I'm just not going to comment."

Putting aside the question of whether or not New Jersey would actually elect this right-wing flame-thrower, do you think Dobbs would be a governor? And what kind of policies would he enact?

[Clovis Sangrail]

1. I haven't watched him in a loooooong time

but I always thought of him as a combo libertarian/populist
:shrug:

[Dr.Phool]

2. We could build a wall around him.

Nah, probably cost too much.

[Bob Dobbs]

3. I didn't know Xenophobistan had elections.

screw lou

[Mrs. Overall]

5. Are you his long lost brother, Bob Dobbs?

[Bob Dobbs]

6. He never listened to me.

Even as a child, Lou was an asshole.

[sinkingfeeling]

4. His first act as NJ's governor would be to deport anybody that didn't look, act, or

speak "American" enough for him. Might be a hard job in New Jersey.

[One Sweet World]

8. Would CNN keep paying him?

[FSogol]

7. He'd seal up New Jersey's border with Mexico.

:crazy: :eyes: :crazy:

He'd be a disaster. All of the wing nuts calling his show have given him delusions of grandeur.

[Bonn1997]

9. Keith Olberman said...

Lou must not realize that NJ does not share a border with Mexico! I got a good laugh out of that!

[Cha]

10. KO put dobbs in a

nutshell.