I had a dream that I ate the world's biggest marshmallow

[NightWatcher]

I woke to find that I had just crashed my car into a daycare.






I do love listening to standup comedy on Pandora

[Angry Dragon]

1. I thought this was going to be about Ghost Busters

[freshwest]

2. Don't you really mean that the marshmallow ate you? Are you bigger than a daycare center? Just sayin

[HopeHoops]

3. Same dream here, but my pillow was missing in the morning.

[NightWatcher]

4. You keep a pillow in your car? How irresponsible

[HopeHoops]

5. Don't laugh - I spent a week in Ocean City, MD sleeping in my car.

It was a 70 Maverick with rotted out floorboards. I took out the back seat and threw down a mattress from a sofa bed. And yes, I had a pillow. When I got to Ocean City, I found a parking space on 7th Street (no meters on that road back then) and used duct tape to put towels up in all of the windows. I opened the coverings for the front floorboards for ventilation and had a small battery-powered fan. It still got hot as hell by 7 a.m., but night time was rather pleasant.

It was a convenient location since there's a public restroom building quite near there and I spent most of my day hours on the beach. I bought a two-string stunt kite and became rather proficient with it. It turned out to be a chick magnet. I met a really hot babe who happened to live not far from my home. We had a short but quite delightful relationship.

Last time I checked, they had put meters on 7th.