Can someone please explain what's going on in this picture?

[Major Nikon]

My brain is not big enough to understand it.

[XemaSab]

1. The only possible caption:

"Meanwhile, in Japan."

[petronius]

15. LOL! Got it in one...

:))

[krispos42]

2. I've seen the lady's style of dress in Japanese erotica

I believe what happens next is she partially disrobes, then he partially disrobes, then there's a lot of mosaic-blocked repetitive motion while the man slobbers happily and the woman utters wordless noises of discomfort.

I think the guy in the yellow acts as some sort of spotter. Or possibly a contraceptive sponge.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. The guy in yellow endlessly repeats, "I will Picachu while you have the sexytime." n/t

[Major Nikon]

7. School uniforms like that are very common in Japan

The fact that it's all over Japanese erotica is kinda telling on how sick a lot of Japanese erotica is.

[krispos42]

8. Well, I prefer the ones with the curvy Japanese actresses

I like WOMEN, not girls. You can't imagine Kaoru Sakurako is a 13-year-old middle-schooler.

[Major Nikon]

10. The last time I was in Japan it wasn't easy to tell the girls from the women

Many Japanese women tend to dress like very young girls and they tend to not show their age when they are in their early to mid 20's. It's kinda scary to go into a nightclub where all the women look like 13yr old girls.

[freshwest]

13. I saw what you did there...

:spank:

No sex threads!

[krispos42]

18. Hey, it's mosaic-ed out!

O8)

[surrealAmerican]

4. They're trying to fix the tv.

It may be beyond repair though.

[Liberal Veteran]

5. If we can get this tv disconnected from you, we can place it back on this angry teletubbie...

....where it belongs and he will go away.

[Ikonoklast]

6. Just a normal Japanese household.

Where everyone wears a black bow tie, and no pants; has an electrical socket that looks like a schoolgirl; and has a yellow furry as a house pet.

Or, just file this under, "Things I Just Don't Want To Know About Because They Are Just Too Damn Weird."

[Major Nikon]

11. Best explanation I've seen

[HappyMe]

9. Pampered Chef home

demonstration gone woefully wrong??

Or performance art.

[LynneSin]

12. Somewhere on a Japanese political web someone posts "Can you explain what this is....."

[HappyMe]

14. Christmas light lip piercing?

[freshwest]

21. A rare celestial event? Sun caught behind two lovers? Color me Clueless...

[Angry Dragon]

16. The box is a navel lint detector

[ElboRuum]

17. The guy in the middle is the director...

"OK, when I yell action, Kasumi, I want you to run straight at the camera with your navel lint box banging down the hall behind you. When she gets halfway down the hall, Shinji, I want you to try to grab the box as its going by... but you miss and fall, get up, grab your tail, and charge after the box kind of like a charging bull, only you're a flightless canary with a tail and a single horn!!! It'll be fantastic!!! I'll be sure to get the student film award this year!!!"

[begin_within]

19. This definitely belongs on

http://explainthisimage.com/

[Lasher]

20. Sex education.

The guy on the right is a sperm.

[HughBeaumont]

22. Cross-Pollination of Dirty limericks, Manbuttshorts and TeleChubbies.

"I choose you, Fuckachu!"

Japan: Home of the World's Weird Shit Since 1952.

[nolabear]

23. Biru Nyeru the Science Guy so desu ne?

[Kali]

24. besides that picture

( :wtf: ) this thread has a lot of WIN! :rofl:

[Quixote1818]

25. After I smoke a joint I will let you know exactly what is going on here.

Whatever it is, it's clearly very deep and profound! :smoke:

[Major Nikon]

26. I think that may be the only hope I'd have to understand it

Since I don't partake in that particular drug, I'm out of luck.