CalPeggy is posting about her PMS

[taterguy]

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[KamaAina]

1. That's "PMs", dillweed.

:spank:

[blueamy66]

10. Dillweed?

My guy doesn't ever actually call me that, he just hands me the spice bottle. :-)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. ROFLMAO!

Guess what?

I no longer have PMS!

:spank:

:rofl:

[lillypaddle]

3. Me neither

Life is good! :)

[taterguy]

6. TMI! TMI! TMI!

[RebelOne]

7. You took the words right out of my mouth.

We ladies who are past 50, 60, or whatever. no longer have PMS.

[Bake]

9. So what's your excuse for being crabby now?

PMS was just so handy!

:hide:

:hi:

Bake

[RebelOne]

15. My excuse is just old age creeping up. n/t

[LiberalEsto]

12. Ain't it wonderful?

I feel human at last!

[shanti]

8. and thank god for that too, right!

:hi:

[Major Nikon]

13. I would have never guessed you were old enough for that

[freshwest]

14. Me neither, but... 13 Things PMS Stands For:

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one.

13. Potential Murder Suspect

:nuke:

Ah, I feel so sorry for the men left in my wake...

[rug]

4. Why does she want to archive her PMS?

Good riddance I say.

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. !!!

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[HopeHoops]

11. I've got a wife and three daughters. This is NOT a subject to joke about.

To make matters worse, "dorm syndrome" is a VERY REAL thing.

[RedCloud]

16. PMS is Mother Nature telling you dudes to find another!

Yes I just broke all social conventions there. But I imagine prehistorics had no qualms.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

17. *I* don't think so!

Are you prehistoric???

WELL?

You don't ditch your wife just because she no longer reproduces...

HMPH.

:P