Guys, ask your wife/girlfriend if she has ever been groped... It's not something we talk about...

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48. She just filed it under "lesson learned" and moved on.

That wasn't the only time she got jumped, either. One time, she was visiting me when I was living for a brief time near Boston. There was a peace demonstration being held in New York. She wanted to go (I had to work), and there were buses organized to take people down to the UN and back, so she got on one of them. Some French guy, working as a chef in a restaurant in Boston, got obsessed with her, and at 4 AM on the way back, jumped her in the bus, shouting "I want you, I want you!" She yelled, and it didn't take very long for other people on the bus to pull the French guy off of her. She laughs about it now.

One time, it must have been a few months later, she was with me and a friend from London at a place in Cambridge near Harvard Square. The British guy and I were seated across from one another, and she was seated next to him. Some guy I didn't recognize appeared out of nowhere, sat down next to her and asked, "are you alone?" She said, "no, I am with my boyfriend." We weren't yet married, ergo, boyfriend. I waved when she said boyfriend so he would know which one of us she was referring to. The French guy bolted out of his chair and ran off as if he had just been introduced to Dracula, and was told that the Count was very thirsty. At this point, I had no earthly clue who this guy was, and was totally baffled by his odd behavior. She explained that it was "Antoine." We all had a good laugh, and that was that.