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14. See? That's why nobody listens to him anymore.

Fri Nov 16, 2018, 01:10 PM

Nov 2018

But he did just speak onto me. Yup. 5 Minutes ago.

And if you send me $25.00, I'll tell you what he said. It deals with how to get your sinful asses into heaven. Certainly worth $25.00

As he tells more stuff, I'll pass it on to you on a monthly basis.

You can have the whole year's information for $250.00.

And remember, HE wants you to prosper. So what you send me in His name will come back to you as bread upon the water if the fish don't get it first.

Yours in Salvation,

3H

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MineralMan's Proverb #37b: In discussions about religion, [View all] MineralMan Nov 2018 OP

Eh? I've found some great nuggets in indentations. Crutchez_CuiBono Nov 2018 #1

Nuggets, you say? MineralMan Nov 2018 #8

Heh heh. Crutchez_CuiBono Nov 2018 #10

snorts Tribalceltic Nov 2018 #16

So this one is still relevant.. Permanut Nov 2018 #17

I refuse to give up on it Tribalceltic Nov 2018 #18

We can disprove the proverb by working down marylandblue Nov 2018 #19

By George I think it's workiking Tribalceltic Nov 2018 #20

That's irrelevant. MineralMan Nov 2018 #21

Your proverb applies only to the tenth level marylandblue Nov 2018 #22

But, you see, none of this has to do with religion. MineralMan Nov 2018 #23

It has everything to do with religion marylandblue Nov 2018 #24

Not this one. MineralMan Nov 2018 #25

It may be argued that it is, in fact, Saint George marylandblue Nov 2018 #26

Are you trying to confuse an old man? MineralMan Nov 2018 #27

+1 Crutchez_CuiBono Nov 2018 #29

+1 Crutchez_CuiBono Nov 2018 #28

That's more a proverb than a commandment. marylandblue Nov 2018 #2

You appear to be correct. There was no "shall not" in it. MineralMan Nov 2018 #3

What's Jesus say about that? 3Hotdogs Nov 2018 #4

Jesus didn't have threaded discussions online. MineralMan Nov 2018 #5

This message was self-deleted by its author marylandblue Nov 2018 #6

See? That's why nobody listens to him anymore. 3Hotdogs Nov 2018 #14

God is not mocked! MineralMan Nov 2018 #15

Whosoever posteth an irrelevancy in the least of these subthreads marylandblue Nov 2018 #7

LOL! MineralMan Nov 2018 #9

Good idea, thanks. marylandblue Nov 2018 #11

Hey, hey! TwistOneUp Nov 2018 #12

He'd say that sounds like something Hitler would come up with Major Nikon Nov 2018 #13