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Can you remember the first joke you ever heard? [View all]
Last edited Thu Dec 8, 2011, 05:13 PM - Edit history (1)
My older brother told me my first joke when I was four (yikes! Over fifty years ago!)
A prisoner tunnels his way out of jail and into a manhole. He climbs up the manhole, pops the lid, and jumps out into the street. He is so happy, he dances around shouting "I'm free! I'm free!" but a little boy standing on the corner watching says, "So what? I'm four!"
And then he told me this one:
A man jumps out of the window of a high building and crashes to the sidewalk below. A crowd gathers around and a cop pushes and shoves his way through the crowd.
"Alright, alright! What's going on here?"
The man looks up from the sidewalk and says, "I don't know, I just got here."
 
 
						
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        She was in the bathtub, and the dog jumped out the window, the woman ran out in a panic,
        Kurovski
        Mar 2013
        #33
      
        
        Ha! I had to read this a few times to figure out the different pronunciation of aspirin.
        valerief
        Dec 2011
        #11
      
        
        Uh-oh, you can't say that here. You have to go to the scatological group for that.
        valerief
        Dec 2011
        #8
      
        
        I even passed these on to my kids where they seemed old enough to figure it out.
        Sheepshank
        Dec 2011
        #13
      
        
        I don't remember how it goes but it was about a guy named Johnny Fuckerfaster.
        mysuzuki2
        Dec 2012
        #22
      
  