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nocoincidences

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Wed Nov 14, 2018, 10:02 PM Nov 2018

5-YEAR-OLD'S FIRST PAY CHECK [View all]

Here's a truly heart-warming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time. Love the ending!

A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.

Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough," more - or - less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing $10.The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her $10 "pay" she'd received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age.The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us."

"Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?

"The little girl replied, "I will, if those assholes at Home Depot ever deliver the fuckin' drywall..."

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5-YEAR-OLD'S FIRST PAY CHECK [View all] nocoincidences Nov 2018 OP
.. Demovictory9 Nov 2018 #1
;-) elleng Nov 2018 #2
OMG!!! Is this for real? 3catwoman3 Nov 2018 #3
Love those type of joke endings packman Nov 2018 #4
Hmmm I have a construction story as well... LakeArenal Nov 2018 #5
the perfect companion story! nocoincidences Nov 2018 #10
Funny! TomSlick Nov 2018 #6
Everyone I know Bob Loblaw Nov 2018 #7
Hilarious!!! blueinredohio Nov 2018 #8
True story about my boy (now pushing 50) packman Nov 2018 #9
I heard this joke before red dog 1 Nov 2018 #11
Ha! footsinmymouths Nov 2018 #12
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