Cosmo the lab pup just ate my passenger seat little fucker [View all]
This little shit a 17 week old yellow lab pup that is my one son and his girlfriend well cosmo is her dog. And 18 and his girlfriend enjoying the beach in Maine at moment.
Cosmo the pup today ate my Jetta passenger seat heated option as I was in grocery store twenty minutes tops.
Even Boog the chocolate lab never ate a passenger car seat well Boog did eat a couch and love seat combo as pup and Liz was pissed off and I was then practicing dog law as defense attorney liz was actually a attorney yet I found through osmosis I ended up being dog law attorney/ union teamster. Liz was we were lot like Wtf then oh geez it’s just a clueless pup and we cooled down not only furniture was replaced yet like me Liz was a sucker over pups.
Dunc the golden retriever when I got in car saw the murdered passenger seat. Dunc he was in backseat I’d like to think Dunc was saying to me. Dad I tried stop Cosmo he just wouldn’t listen.
Yet in the short I’m not mad was at first just looking at the yellow lab pup I’m like what the fuck dude pups looking at me licking me as I sat in driver seat where you been I love you old man.
I stopped at dealership ordered new passenger seat
You ever just constantly be around dogs seriously from them being pup to fully grown how can you stay pissed dogs are better than people.
We’re home now and Dunc is having his bone and cosmo the yellow lab pup is torn between trying to eat the loveseat that we’re sitting on. Or I love you guy would you mind if I try just mount you and hump you and growl and try rip your t shirt mister I love you so much old man I have no clue why I’m only 17 weeks old my brain is not fully functioning I’m not even sure why I’m even breathing air yet just I am enjoying life cosmo says.
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