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Kaleva

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8. There was a guy in Ohio who got arrested for screwing his picnic table.

Tue Sep 19, 2017, 10:30 PM

Sep 2017

The hole where one puts the umbrella shaft in. Maybe he was putting the table together and read the directions wrong. It'd be easy to miss the keyword "umbrella". Then there was the Wisconsin guy whose actions led to a state law that made making love to roadkill illegal. Then there was the dude who was caught by his girlfriend banging the Thanksgiving turkey in the kitchen. On Live Leak there's a video of a guy screwing the exhaust pipe of a car.

What was said in the last paragraph of your post is true and supported by many thousands of eye witness accounts, police reports and videos.

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