Best pet names

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4. I got a 2 year old male cat who had just been fixed.

He was a little rough around the edges but slept in the nook of my armpit at times. I adored him despite his propensity to get mad and attack. He did not use his claws he just tried hard to bite me but was missing a fang so he could puncture my skin. He came with the name "South Park". I named him "Monster" to take him down a notch and make him scary like a Sesame Street character. People thought that name was cute.... especially at the different vets where I assume it was novel as pet names go.