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RockRaven

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9. My condolences on your now-underway zombification...

Wed Oct 4, 2023, 02:40 PM

Oct 2023

According to QAnon-type nutters, that emergency alert was the trigger signal for something something COVID vaccine something something 5G/WiFi something something mutations which will turn you into a zombie. Apparently you could have saved yourself with three (not two, but three) layers of aluminum foil on the walls of your room. But now the signal has been activated and it's too late.

I wish I were making that up.

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Just got the national alert. [View all] LuckyCharms Oct 2023 OP

I got it twice, Spanish and then English. Fully alerted and fine. txwhitedove Oct 2023 #1

😂 Quakerfriend Oct 2023 #2

I'm sitting here staring at my rotary dial phone, waiting for another alert. LuckyCharms Oct 2023 #4

That made me crack up. Great post! jimfields33 Oct 2023 #5

. LuckyCharms Oct 2023 #6

It crossed my mind... Think. Again. Oct 2023 #3

We'll all be united in our zombie hive mind. skypilot Oct 2023 #12

I pooped a little EYESORE 9001 Oct 2023 #7

Me too. but I do that every 30 minutes anyway, LuckyCharms Oct 2023 #8

My condolences on your now-underway zombification... RockRaven Oct 2023 #9

They told ME... Think. Again. Oct 2023 #18

It was so claudette Oct 2023 #10

On my phone, it wasn't as bad as an Amber Alert... LuckyCharms Oct 2023 #11

Yes claudette Oct 2023 #16

Got the alert, but no sound. OAITW r.2.0 Oct 2023 #13

No sound from the phone itself either? LuckyCharms Oct 2023 #14

Nope. OAITW r.2.0 Oct 2023 #15

I heard it was an earthquake drill, so I got under my desk..... lastlib Oct 2023 #17