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LuckyCharms

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2. I took too much insulin and I'm trying to open this
Thu Aug 3, 2023, 01:25 AM
Aug 2023

goddamn granola bar so I can get my blood sugar up and the foil wrapping is coming off in these microscopic shards and there's about 20 of these little foil shards in front of me and the damn thing still isn't open, and the fucking straw isn't stabbing into the juice box hole, because, you know, it's too difficult to manufacture a little pointy straw that works so you don't have to get out a pocket knife and stab the juice box hole with that and then stick the stupid ass straw in.

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I recommend a Sawzall. Ocelot II Aug 2023 #1
I took too much insulin and I'm trying to open this LuckyCharms Aug 2023 #2
indeed Skittles Aug 2023 #3
LMAO! LuckyCharms Aug 2023 #5
I think it was someone on DU who said/// Skittles Aug 2023 #7
Aviation snips... Hermit-The-Prog Aug 2023 #12
I see they are reasonably priced Skittles Aug 2023 #13
Hate those clamshell packages Hermit-The-Prog Aug 2023 #14
They made packaging adhesives way stronger at some point unblock Aug 2023 #4
I curse the Tylenol guy daily. LuckyCharms Aug 2023 #6
That cereal, True Dough Aug 2023 #8
As a matter of fact, unblock Aug 2023 #9
Right, did a job on lots of things. elleng Aug 2023 #10
How do stay so calm Lucky it's an admirable trait. Duncanpup Aug 2023 #11
If they did that, in store theft would skyrocket... Wounded Bear Aug 2023 #15
You need scissors. surrealAmerican Aug 2023 #16
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