Post a line from a movie & see if anyone knows the movie without using Google - Part 36

[jmowreader]

45. No, that came later.

Chong: "Hey, what kind of joint is this?"
Cheech: "It's a heavy duty joint, man."

"Looks like a toothpick, man."
"Naah, it ain't a toothpick" (looks at it) "Hey, it IS a toothpick! Musta got it in the other pocket..." (rummages around in his pocket) "oh, that's my dick..." (finds the joint) "here, light that sucker up. We'll go to the moon!"

Chong (looking at the tiny, poor, bedraggled, bent-up joint): "Gee, I hope your dick's bigger than this, man."
Cheech: "Hey, you wanna get out and walk?"

"Hey man, I got a joint I've been saving for a special occasion."
"Well, light that sucker up."

(Chong pulls out the famous one-pound joint and lights it, takes a few tokes and passes it over. Cheech's eyes get real big, real fast.)
"Holy la chinga, is that a joint? Looks like a quarter-pounder, man."
"Man, be careful with that shit, man"

"Look man, I've been smoking since I was born. I can smoke anything. I've smoked that Michoacan, Acapulco Gold...I've even smoked that Tied Stick."
"Tied stick?"
"Yeah, you know man, that stuff that's tied to a stick. I could probably smoke this whole joint, man, and just walk away."

(Starts toking on the joint.)
"Toke...toke it up. Kinda grabs ya by the boo-boo, don't it?"
"Man, what's in that shit?"
"Mostly Maui Wowie, but it's got some Labrador in it."
"What's Labrador?"
"It's dog shit."
"What?"
"Yeah man, my dog ate my stash. I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it. I had to follow him around for three days with a little baggie until I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind."
"You mean we're smoking dog shit?"
"Gets ya high, don't it?"
"Wow man, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like."

a few minutes later...

Cheech: "Am I driving okay?"
Chong (looking out of the car to find they were high-centered on a median): "I think we're parked, man."

"Wow man, that's the heaviest shit I ever smoked. I've smoked a lot of shit before but man, that's some heavy shit."
"You okay?"
"I can't breathe, man."
"What?"
"I can't breathe."
"You're just freaking out. Here, let me give you something." (pulls some pills out of his bag.)
"What is this?"
"Don't worry. Just take 'em."
(Cheech takes the pills.)
"Oh man, don't take those."
"What?"
"I almost gave you the wrong shit."
"Oh man, I already took 'em."
"Whoa."
"What?"
"Woah..."
"Man, what was in those?"
"Man, you just ate the most acid I've ever seen anyone eat in my life."
"Man, I never had no acid before."
"Then I hope you're not busy for about a month."

(Cheech starts freaking out.)
Chong: "Just go 'ommmm'..."
Cheech: "Ommm..."
Chong: "Ommm..."
Cheech: "Ommm...shit..."
"Mellow..."
"Mellow..."
"You mellow?"
"Yeah?"
"Feeling all right?"
"Yeah!"
(Chong screams at him. Cheech jumps out of his skin.)
"What was that?"
"Sometimes that helps. Look man, we've got to get out of here. The cops just went by. They just turned around. Man, we're being pulled over."
(Cop comes to the window. Chong is sitting in the passenger seat eating his stash.)
Cop: "Sir, roll your window down."
Cheech (miming playing a piano): "I hear ya knockin' but you can't come in."
Chong: "Don't act a fool. I've got to get rid of this dope."
(Cheech rolls down the window.)
Cop: "Sir, may I see your license?"
Cheech: "What?"
Cop: "Your license. Where's your license?"
Cheech: "It's on the bumper."
Cop: "No, your driver's license."
(Cheech gives him his DL.)
Cop: "Sir, what's your name?"
Cheech (thinks for a minute): "Isn't it on the license? There it is. Pedro De Pacas, that's my name."
Cop: "Wait here."
(Chong continues to eat his stash. The cop returns.)
Cop: "And sir, what's your name?"
Cheech: "I already told you. It's Pedro De Pacas."
Cop: "No, what's his name?"
Cheech: "Hey man, the cop wants to know your name."
(Chong throws up in Cheech's lap.)
Cheech: "His name is Ralph, man."

(Yes, I have seen Up In Smoke 100 times too many...)