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ShazzieB

(22,974 posts)
23. No, they can't. That's why the paramedic didn't diagnose him.
Thu Jun 4, 2026, 04:23 PM
18 hrs ago

Early on, he acknowledges the fact that, despite his extensive training and experience, he can't give a formal diagnosis of Trump: "It comes down to one single thing I can’t do. I cannot diagnose. I can know what is wrong. I can treat what is wrong. I can even fix what is wrong. I just cannot officially tell you what is wrong."

Later, he says this:

Doctors] aren’t comfortable making a diagnosis without testing. I don’t have to give a diagnosis. I just have to treat what I’m seeing happening. So let’s talk about what I would treat if I had to take care of the Felonious Chunk, The Incontinental Divider, Mango Musalini.

That is how I would take care of him after my partner convinced me that driving the ambulance off a cliff with him in it wouldn’t make the world a better place. He’d be wrong, but I’m not about to mix ashes with that fascist.

Let’s take a look at what Adolf Shitler is presenting like and figure out exactly how to treat the suspected condition.


He then proceeds to describe the things going on with Schlump that he's seeing with his own eyes (just like the rest of us) and what those things mean to a highly trained health care professional.

I highly recommend reading the article. It's highly informative and amusing, and it'sa gift link, so it doesn't cost anything to read it.

He starts out by describing the things he is trained to do, then says, "It comes down to one single thing I can’t do. I cannot diagnose. I can know what is wrong. I can treat what is wrong. I can even fix what is wrong. I just cannot officially tell you what is wrong."

Later, he says this:

[Doctors] aren’t comfortable making a diagnosis without testing. I don’t have to give a diagnosis. I just have to treat what I’m seeing happening. So let’s talk about what I would treat if I had to take care of the Felonious Chunk, The Incontinental Divider, Mango Musalini [sic].

That is how I would take care of him after my partner convinced me that driving the ambulance off a cliff with him in it wouldn’t make the world a better place. He’d be wrong, but I’m not about to mix ashes with that fascist.

Let’s take a look at what Adolf Shitler is presenting like and figure out exactly how to treat the suspected conditions.


He then proceeds to describe the things going on with Schlump that he's seeing with his own eyes (just like the rest of us) and what those things are telling him. No official diagnosis, just the observations of a highly trained health care professional.

As someone who has been following Schlump's decline pretty closely, I learned a lot from this article. It confirmed a lot of my personal suspicions and also greatly added to my understanding of what I've been seeing. I highly recommend reading it. It's highly informative, it's a fast read, and it's a gift link, so it doesn't cost anything to read it.

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Not a problem! BidenRocks 21 hrs ago #1
One of my goto shows when. I was a kid. AllaN01Bear 19 hrs ago #15
And they always said, Andy Canuck 19 hrs ago #16
Yeppers AllaN01Bear 19 hrs ago #17
Mine too! nt Dulcinea 18 hrs ago #24
Rampart, we gave a male Caucasian victim, orange coloration, hair attached only to the side of his head, hand ecchymosis Bristlecone 16 hrs ago #34
I tried getting my family to watch this because the wife and kids loved 911. But when they let the discs sit untouched LT Barclay 14 hrs ago #39
Loved that show! colorado_ufo 11 hrs ago #42
Even to this non medical person, it was pretty obvious mwmisses4289 21 hrs ago #2
ronnie jackson belongs in the brig. he's not just a doc, he's a navy doc. trained, specifically, mopinko 2 hrs ago #48
I wish this person would have given some kind of time estimate on the issues he presents. hamsterjill 21 hrs ago #3
I suspect that his Project 2025 handlers AdamGG 21 hrs ago #5
Oh, I totally concur. hamsterjill 20 hrs ago #7
Talk about the auto-pen! NCDem47 18 hrs ago #26
Remember back during the war against al-Qaida, Wednesdays 16 hrs ago #35
That would be a long-term diagnosis RetiredParatrooper 20 hrs ago #11
No, they can't. That's why the paramedic didn't diagnose him. ShazzieB 18 hrs ago #23
This is essentially what I was getting at RetiredParatrooper 1 hr ago #50
That would be very helpful information, but I doubt he's in a position to provide that. ShazzieB 18 hrs ago #25
Uh, I do realize that. But this particular paramedic hamsterjill 18 hrs ago #29
I agree that even his educated guess would be worth more than ours. ShazzieB 9 hrs ago #43
Nope TheFracturedLine 4 hrs ago #45
Agreed popsdenver 21 hrs ago #4
Ouch! For something so critical that's not right! electric_blue68 17 hrs ago #31
About those mysterious visits .... usonian 20 hrs ago #6
It's alive! IT'S ALIIIVVVVE!!! (nt) Pinback 20 hrs ago #10
"Abby something." C Moon 19 hrs ago #21
I hope the rest of your day goes better. usonian 18 hrs ago #30
Abby Normal. NNadir 19 hrs ago #19
Every day that he doesn't die shrieking in agony is a day wasted Orrex 20 hrs ago #8
As someone who recently "enjoyed" an ambulance ride... TBA 20 hrs ago #9
You left out: AverageOldGuy 20 hrs ago #12
Thanks for the substack link. Look at his piece on the Butler, PA. shooter and security timeline. chia 20 hrs ago #13
I hate that I fervently hope this guy is right and that an AAA is the felon's ticking time bomb. pat_k 19 hrs ago #14
if so .... He is taking an inordinate amount of time to do so. stopdiggin 19 hrs ago #18
I love paramedics!! I had to call them when I started using medical marijuana chowder66 19 hrs ago #20
Thank you TheFracturedLine 19 hrs ago #22
Welcome! chia 18 hrs ago #27
Welcome to DU! Spazito 18 hrs ago #28
Welcome and TY! electric_blue68 17 hrs ago #33
Welcome Brother Buzz 16 hrs ago #36
Absolutely, just link to it TheFracturedLine 12 hrs ago #40
Hey, TheFracturedLine! Welcome to DU! calimary 9 hrs ago #44
Feel free to share any other observations you may have! Dem_in_Nebr. 2 hrs ago #49
Well... TheFracturedLine 1 hr ago #51
Unfortunately, w my mom then later my dad even from late teens I saw one parent then the other go off in an ambulance.. electric_blue68 17 hrs ago #32
People need to read this, if only for the Excellent Monikers RandomNumbers 14 hrs ago #37
I agree TheFracturedLine 12 hrs ago #41
most of the drumpf's don't hit 80. pansypoo53219 14 hrs ago #38
"Trump is Immortal!" Aussie105 4 hrs ago #46
Hitler had his 'Thousand Year Reich,' it only lasted 12 years. sop 3 hrs ago #47
As a former emt, I thoroughly enjoyed reading that! unblock 59 min ago #52
So, is he dead yet? GreenWave 56 min ago #53
good did dlongitute 32 min ago #54
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