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62. Whenever I'm in doubt, I turn to Ray Davies (of the Kinks):

Thu Aug 21, 2014, 07:21 PM

Aug 2014

I think I'm sophisticated
'Cos I'm living my life like a good homosapien
But all around me everybody's multiplying
Till they're walking round like flies man
So I'm no better than the animals sitting in their cages
In the zoo man
'Cos compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees
I am an ape man

I think I'm so educated and I'm so civilized
'Cos I'm a strict vegetarian
But with the over-population and inflation and starvation
And the crazy politicians
I don't feel safe in this world no more
I don't want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an ape man
I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man

[Chorus]I'm an ape man I'm a King Kong man I'm ape ape man
I'm an ape man
'Cos compared to the sun that sits in the sky
Compared to the clouds as they roll by
Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies
I am an ape man

In man's evolution he has created the cities and
The motor traffic rumble, but give me half a chance
And I'd be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle
'Cos the only time that I feel at ease
Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree
Oh what a life of luxury to be like an ape man
I'm an ape, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man
I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voo-doo man
I'm an ape man
I look out my window, but I can't see the sky
'Cos the air pollution is fogging up my eyes
I want to get out of this city alive
And make like an ape man

[Bridge]Come and love me, be my ape man girl
And we will be so happy in my ape man world
I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man
I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voo-doo man
I'm an ape man
I'll be your Tarzan, you'll be my Jane
I'll keep you warm and you'll keep me sane
And we'll sit in the trees and eat bananas all day
Just like an ape man.

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Neanderthals and Humans May Have Had Sex for Millennia: Study [View all] Thor_MN Aug 2014 OP

Neanderthals were human. rug Aug 2014 #1

Yes. Traces of Neanderthal DNA are found in all humans outside of Africa. nt Zorra Aug 2014 #55

Obviously WestCoastLib Aug 2014 #2

No way Kennah Aug 2014 #23

He seems closer to Sahelanthropus rpannier Aug 2014 #44

Was that the first primate to crap his pants to avoid the draft? yurbud Aug 2014 #66

No. To avoid evolving rpannier Aug 2014 #68

There is some truth in that... jmowreader Aug 2014 #57

... and their offspring became Republicans notadmblnd Aug 2014 #3

hahahaha! In_The_Wind Aug 2014 #4

Not really a surprise Prophet 451 Aug 2014 #5

Dammit ... stole my line. knightmaar Aug 2014 #12

Oxytocin is a powerful drug. eom littlemissmartypants Aug 2014 #13

Wonder if some of those cave paintings are an early Craig's List. dixiegrrrrl Aug 2014 #6

Sorry. Neanderthals did not make cave paintings. longship Aug 2014 #28

Hahaha littlemissmartypants Aug 2014 #51

And enjoys clubbing. eom littlemissmartypants Aug 2014 #30

...and now you know why there are republicans. L0oniX Aug 2014 #7

Premarital? Golly GeeOP, I hope not. nt valerief Aug 2014 #8

All i can say- ruffburr Aug 2014 #9

It certainly solves a few mysteries from littlemissmartypants Aug 2014 #31

LOLOL!! Nay Aug 2014 #52

Ladies and germs, we have a thread winner! VanGoghRocks Aug 2014 #61

when I read your headline d_r Aug 2014 #10

This is a really sloppy sentence d_r Aug 2014 #11

Blame Africa Dammit. littlemissmartypants Aug 2014 #32

Why must people here use this information to somehow equate Republicans with Neanderthals? Steerpike Aug 2014 #14

.. littlemissmartypants Aug 2014 #33

Thank you sarge43 Aug 2014 #45

That's what I say. It's an insult to the Neanderthals to compare them with Republicans. nt raccoon Aug 2014 #49

This isn't news. mac56 Aug 2014 #15

I don't think they went extinct, yep, they're still around! n/t RKP5637 Aug 2014 #27

... littlemissmartypants Aug 2014 #42

Is that why we continue to be attracted to flamingdem Aug 2014 #16

Yeah. Like Daryl Hannah in Clan of the Cave Bear. elias49 Aug 2014 #18

TMI. littlemissmartypants Aug 2014 #34

Seem like I something like that once. . . rickyhall Aug 2014 #17

Vagina. nt littlemissmartypants Aug 2014 #35

That explains the origins of teabaggers. n/t cosmicone Aug 2014 #19

Now, now...that statement is unfair to Neanderthals. roamer65 Aug 2014 #60

Wow, for millennia daleo Aug 2014 #20

Imagine .. littlemissmartypants Aug 2014 #36

..and I thought I was the only one with a relationship like that n/t PeoViejo Aug 2014 #21

... littlemissmartypants Aug 2014 #37

... PeoViejo Aug 2014 #47

We couldn't have rubbed them out pscot Aug 2014 #22

^^^^ mopinko Aug 2014 #24

It's hard for them to get anything done flamingdem Aug 2014 #25

apparently mopinko Aug 2014 #26

Where do I sign up? littlemissmartypants Aug 2014 #41

No, not because we screwed them sarge43 Aug 2014 #46

After that much sex, they were too tired to rub one out. nt NickB79 Aug 2014 #59

Well that explains Republicans.... n/t Lodestar Aug 2014 #29

Damn. littlemissmartypants Aug 2014 #39

I had a boss with Neanderthal looks. candelista Aug 2014 #38

Now you've gone and done it. littlemissmartypants Aug 2014 #40

Maybe, but FlaGranny Aug 2014 #48

Rick Santorum will be onTV to blame gay marriage rpannier Aug 2014 #43

interesting but already known.. nlkennedy Aug 2014 #50

My Poster girl packman Aug 2014 #53

And she is still as hot now as she was then. littlemissmartypants Aug 2014 #54

Humans have been caught having sex with farm animals, trees, apple pies & bicycles Xithras Aug 2014 #56

Well, they're not unattractive. n/t Chan790 Aug 2014 #64

But their littlemissmartypants Aug 2014 #69

Damn. And I thought 30 minutes was doing pretty good. NickB79 Aug 2014 #58

Whenever I'm in doubt, I turn to Ray Davies (of the Kinks): VanGoghRocks Aug 2014 #62

Now there's a blast from the past. nt littlemissmartypants Aug 2014 #63

I could never last that long. yurbud Aug 2014 #65

this could explain why GW was the way he was. olddad56 Aug 2014 #67