Neanderthals and Humans May Have Had Sex for Millennia: Study

[jmowreader]

57. There is some truth in that...

Now, from what I remember, about ten years ago Texas A&M scientists found what they believed was the "missing link" between man and ape. To test the theory they needed to breed her to a human. None of the Aggies wanted to have sex with her, so they decided to hire someone and put an ad in the Waco Tribune-Herald: "$50,000 To Mate With Ape."

The next day Ted Nugent called.

"Now son, I've got three requirements before I help ya with your little science project."
'Let's hear 'em.'

"First, none of my wives must ever know."
'We can do that."

"Second, the children must be raised Republican."
'We can do that too.'

"And if I can pay it off in installments, I'm definitely interested."