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BigmanPigman

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37. HA HA HA HA HA HA

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Wed Oct 8, 2025, 11:56 PM

Wednesday

I expect a more accurate report from my local vet's office.

Let's see....

He is a stellar specimen of a virile male
He has the heart of a 24 year old
His weight is 160 pounds
His brian activity is up there with Einstein's
He has a full head of hair
He has no cankles
He has no bruises
He has no droopy face
He doesn't stand at a 45 degree angle
He doesn't slur his speech
He doesn't repeat anything on a loop
He can walk a straight line
His memory is that of a 16 year old

Oh, by the way, Putin's doctor approves this report.

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