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DingleBerryNW

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19. A Man From F-ing Florida
Wed Oct 8, 2025, 03:43 PM
Oct 8

Florida is such a beautiful state. When I was in undergrad, my dorm mate invited myself and a few others guys to spend spring breaks with him at his parent’s “cozy” 8 bedroom winter home in Naples. I can still smell the scent of the orange blossoms that permeated the air along I-75.

Every Floridian I encountered was friendly, easygoing, and happy. So, what the fuck happened? It’s almost like every insane asylum in the country sent their patients to FL. Or, and more plausible, your governor is infected with severely contagious case of viral hate cancer.

For those DUers who reside in FL, please accept my sincerest apologies if I have offended you in any way. You live in a wondrous state that deserves the attention of democracy loving Americans.

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