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4. And the Academy Award goes to Kristi Noem for her acting in, "I Gotta Pee."

Sat Oct 4, 2025, 07:10 AM

Oct 4

That was so phony and staged it was ridiculous. Having a camera crew along with her
as she made a piss stop at a local police station? Please. She and her people knew what
the answer was going to be before she went to the door. Why didn’t she pee in the ICE building
she was in? Or stop in one of the many fast food restaurants that were near by? Or why didn’t
one of her people call up the police station 1st?

And the Academy Award for best writing for the film, “I Gotta Pee.”
“Governor Pritzker is at fault because he is so uncooperative.”
“We were out on an operation to round up gang and cartel members.”

Pure Kabuki theater.

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'No, You Cannot!' Kristi Noem Denied Bathroom Access at Illinois Government Building [View all] BumRushDaShow Oct 4 OP

Why is MEDIAite stating she was denied access Lars39 Oct 4 #1

???? BumRushDaShow Oct 4 #5

In the second paragraph you posted... Lars39 Oct 4 #9

ICE has some "facilty" that they are using in the same town BumRushDaShow Oct 4 #11

That is not what I was referring to... Lars39 Oct 4 #20

And apparently she was "denied" bathroom facilities at both locations BumRushDaShow Oct 4 #21

Where does it say that? Lars39 Oct 4 #22

I posted a quote wtih a link to an article about the protests AT the ICE facility upthread (that you ignored) BumRushDaShow Oct 4 #34

I think that was Ormsby being sarcastic. lol Lars39 Oct 4 #35

Perhaps or perhaps not BumRushDaShow Oct 4 #36

Yes, until they move onto the next blue city. Lars39 Oct 4 #37

I judge just blocked them from going into Portland! BumRushDaShow Oct 4 #38

That's great! Lars39 Oct 4 #40

How's she supposed to snort her lines of cocaine? Irish_Dem Oct 4 #2

The irony of her complaining she is harassed while just doing her job. Irish_Dem Oct 4 #3

Her whiny performance speaks volumes BumRushDaShow Oct 4 #7

And the Academy Award goes to Kristi Noem for her acting in, "I Gotta Pee." Botany Oct 4 #4

She should just take a pee or dump in the gravel pit. GreenWave Oct 4 #6

She was allowed to use it once and they won't make that mistake again. twodogsbarking Oct 4 #8

Correct headline: "Kristi Noem and Her Staff Bizarrely Try To Film Her Going to the Bathroom" SSJVegeta Oct 4 #10

Most people don't need an entourage when going to the restroom unless they are planning to snort coke. twodogsbarking Oct 4 #13

When can we expect.."Pete Hegseth and BattleRow Oct 4 #15

I hope it was my typo that inspired this comment SSJVegeta Oct 4 #17

Yes it was...synchronicity at its finest! BattleRow Oct 4 #19

Kristi should talk! ProudMNDemocrat Oct 4 #12

It won't be long and none of these fascists will be safe in this country. Wonder how Puppy Killer travelingthrulife Oct 4 #18

Posting threatening language is not helpful (eom) ClickClack Oct 4 #31

Oh. the poor little psychopath! travelingthrulife Oct 4 #14

Local officials later explained they were fully cooperating with Noem until... Glorious bastard Oct 4 #16

How does acting like petty children help us? Username1234 Oct 4 #23

I suspect there's more here than meets the eye. TurboDem Oct 4 #24

"...in the Chicago area to "do some operations to pick up some guys with criminal convictions." So - cosplay. Again. Grins Oct 4 #25

That Benny Johnson? paleotn Oct 4 #26

The real reason she was denied is because Kristi Noem is trans! Mawspam2 Oct 4 #27

Seriously, is it just the inner ugliness of this woman hamsterjill Oct 4 #28

I remember that puppy. Botany Oct 4 #29

Seeping through... Like a lizard person still being obvious through its skin suit? Beartracks Oct 4 #30

Third Amendment! ck4829 Oct 4 #32

Get Depends like your Fuerher wears. Or better yet: "Piss Off." Evolve Dammit Oct 4 #33

The orange turd can probably lend you some diapers to keep on hand, Dogkiller. 50 Shades Of Blue Oct 4 #39

"And all we're doing is getting criminals, and terrorists, and cartels, and gang members off the streets." OldBaldy1701E Oct 5 #41