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29. Everyone has to save Matt Damon

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #11)

Sat Sep 6, 2025, 04:02 PM

Sep 6

Pvt. Ryan had to be saved.
Will Hinting had to be saved in Goodwill Hunting
Mark Watney had to be saved in The Martian

Frankly, it would be better for everyone if Matt Damon just stayed still.

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Jason Bourne saves himself though

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He did save Pvt Ryan. Without Tom we wouldn't have Matt Damon. twodogsbarking Sep 6 #11

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