DHS Is Considering A Reality Show Where Immigrants Compete For Citizenship

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13. this story makes me want to hide under my bed

I was so hoping it was the Onion, or Borowitz

According to the Daily Mail, which reviewed Worsoff's 35-page program proposal, the Canadian-born producer hopes to spark a nationwide dialogue on American identity by showcasing the perspectives of those who aspire to become citizens. Worsoff is most recognized for his role as a producer on the A&E reality show Duck Dynasty.
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The show reportedly opens with 12 pre-selected contestants arriving at Ellis Island aboard "The Citizen Ship," greeted by a celebrity host—ideally a naturalized American like Sofia Vergara or Ryan Reynolds—and a personalized baseball glove. Contestants then travel the country by train, competing in region-themed challenges, from log balancing in Wisconsin to rocket building in Cape Canaveral. U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services officials may be involved in vote tallying.

As the competition advances, eliminated contestants would receive over-the-top "American" consolation prizes—like a million airline miles, a $10,000 Starbucks card, or free gas for life—though no brands are officially linked to the project. Worsoff claims the show has major commercial appeal and strong potential for corporate sponsorship, according to the Daily Mail


https://www.newsweek.com/dhs-reality-tv-show-migrants-compete-citizenship-2073094