Texas sues Biden administration seeking to stop federal agents from cutting razor wire on border

[Wonder Why]

6. Paxton in front of the judge:

Paxton: "Your honor, we only want the right to watch the immigrants suffer and die before floating down the river. What's the big deal?"

Texas Judge: "But didn't we Texans always cut the barbed wire that the farmers put up so we could drive our cattle over their land? I saw that in the old westerns."

Paxton: "That was different. We were trying to keep the cattle from getting hurt! We didn't want them to die before they got to the slaughterhouses. They always shot the old man with the poor niece who loved the so-called hero. It was always just frontier justice and perfectly okay."

Texas Judge: "So cattle are better than humans? Is that what you are saying?"

Paxton: "They are immigrants who might pollute our locals by intermarrying them. Then they'll have abortions or kids that need schools."

Texas Judge: "Now I understand. The judgement is for the Plaintiff, the Sovereign state of Texas."