Dow pops 1,200 points, S&P 500 jumps 5% in biggest rally in two years after light inflation report

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11. Just Wait

Talking heads will say it's because investor optimism went up with Rs taking congress.
As if investors don't know the president has to sign bills into law and they'll never override a veto.
Won't stop them from telling fairytales.