Just a heads up: Some of you may receive an email from DU today asking you to take a survey -- it's not a scam (update)

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7. Sample survey questions and responses;

Q) Are you a member of Democratic Underground?

A) Well, DUH!

Q) Do you like being a member?

A) Beats a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

Q) How would you qualify your experience as a member?

A) See # 2 above.

Q) Does being a member satisfy your needs to talk with complete strangers from across the globe, get into inane arguments with them over banal subjects so that you start to question your sanity?

A) In spades.

Q) How would you rate the owners/administrators of Democratic Underground?

A) Well, they don't seem to smell too badly.

Q) Of all the prolific posters on DU, who annoys you the most?

A) Me. But I'm not that prolific. Horrific, perhaps.

Q) What improvements to DU would you most like to see?

A). Free pizza Tuesdays. And fix the fucking coffee maker, already.


Q). Thank you for participating in this survey.

A). Your mother was a hamster and your father resembles the naughty bits of a camel.