Breaking: Trump to Announce Unique Offensive Plan to Win in Afghanistan [View all]
PINO Donald J. Trump is planning a surprise announcement this evening in his address to the nation. In order to swiftly end the conflict in Afghanistan, he will send all those who wish to preserve monuments to the Confederacy in the Civil War to Afghanistan to create a surge of disgust there that will unite the Afghanis and others in that region and create a peaceful solution to the existing conflict. After agreement is reached, the new American conscripts will be sent immediately to North Korea to achieve the same goal in that peninsular location.
This new strategy, which some are calling the "Deplorable Offensive," will accomplish multiple goals. By utilizing the negative energy of right-wing racists and deplorables, conflicts will be ended through mutual disgust at the entry of those individuals into a range of territories where disputes are taking place. After North Korea, plans are to send this Offensive Force to other global disputes. Only after the entire world is at peace will they return to the United States, thus solving a pressing problem at home.
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