What would happen if people protested outside of gun stores?

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49. All I have to do to get the little dick imagery is close my eyes...

You see, my penis is so diminutive that its size even preceded my arrival here on this planet, and caused my Grandpa, Pop, and Uncles to buy the hunting rifles that are at this moment locked in my gun cabinet. They KNEW I'd need those guns in order to change the perception of my lack of um... endowment, and I hadn't even been born yet. The diminutive penis thing runs in the family I guess. That's an assumption on my part actually, because if I'd ever seen any of their penises, it must have been so traumatic that I've blocked it out.

Wildest thing about this whole situation... my envy causes me to be strangely drawn to gun stores everywhere I go. I'm simply convinced deep down in my soul that one day, I'll find the penis I've been searching for all my life behind one of their doors.

Well, it's either that, or I was trying to help you convince a few famous posters on your thread to get out there and pound the pavement and use their favorite weapon against white wingers; the size of their penises... and it seems that more than a few of them are chompin' at the bit to get out their signs and poster paint and join the fray.