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derby378

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43. Moral of the story: If you win free buffets for life, don't piss off the restaurant
Tue Apr 7, 2015, 11:43 AM
Apr 2015

Geez. If I won free buffets for life, all I'd have to do is save the casino owner from an assassination attempt, and I get a free suite for life. Then I can live life the Don McLean way.

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You've gotta wonder what's in the water there KamaAina Apr 2015 #1
Gosh commit suicide because you don't get your free 7.99 yeoman6987 Apr 2015 #8
No, not quite jmowreader Apr 2015 #9
Oh that's better. Lol. He has issues that we are not privy to yeoman6987 Apr 2015 #10
Had, anyway jmowreader Apr 2015 #11
I'd say he's had his revenge on the human race. That was an awful, awful thing to do... Hekate Apr 2015 #16
That would be pretty Go Vols Apr 2015 #25
That is detailed on p. 326 jberryhill Apr 2015 #22
Dammit! I gave up at page 323! KamaAina Apr 2015 #47
I really did laugh out loud Tom Ripley Apr 2015 #58
Human beings are such fragile creatures....... WillowTree Apr 2015 #2
It really is sad. In_The_Wind Apr 2015 #7
yes A-Schwarzenegger Apr 2015 #27
It is tragic. DawgHouse Apr 2015 #56
. herding cats Apr 2015 #3
What an incredibly articulate 13-year-old. ScreamingMeemie Apr 2015 #15
That's a very grown-up little girl Hekate Apr 2015 #17
I'm glad he didn't try to hurt anyone else, at least. cyberswede Apr 2015 #4
The guy had problems, Canoe52 Apr 2015 #5
Yeah this is a fucked up story on multiple levels. Initech Apr 2015 #12
He should have written an autobiography before he died. Quantess Apr 2015 #6
270 pages? I think he did! alcibiades_mystery Apr 2015 #14
All it needs now is someone to publish it! Quantess Apr 2015 #20
He must've had a lot on his plate. TheCowsCameHome Apr 2015 #13
I'm saddened, but not incredibly surprised woolldog Apr 2015 #18
I have to say A-Schwarzenegger Apr 2015 #26
I was just thinking the same thing as I read through this thread. A human being is dead, it used sabrina 1 Apr 2015 #30
Really? Because humans cope with these things in many different ways eShirl Apr 2015 #36
Thank you AuntPatsy Apr 2015 #54
Before your post #18, where did you see "jokes"? Quantess Apr 2015 #57
I hate myself for laughing at this…. dhill926 Apr 2015 #19
Take what you want, but eat what you take jberryhill Apr 2015 #23
Is that supposed to be a sexual joke? Quantess Apr 2015 #61
Uh, no Dr. Freud jberryhill Apr 2015 #63
I was wondering why Wooldog (post 18) thought people were joking. Quantess Apr 2015 #65
The expression "he must have had a lot on his plate" jberryhill Apr 2015 #66
ohmy johnnysad Apr 2015 #21
did he consider the women working there as part of the free buffet ? JI7 Apr 2015 #24
Very sad all around... jonno99 Apr 2015 #32
If he'd been banned from the casino, WTF was he doing there in the first place? tularetom Apr 2015 #28
Yea very odd that Egnever Apr 2015 #37
It's not like they ID everyone entering. Really not that hard to just walk in. jeff47 Apr 2015 #53
Too bad that someone so obviously disturbed had access to a gun. The article Tanuki Apr 2015 #29
He spent time in a psychiatric ward Major Nikon Apr 2015 #34
Very sad. My heart goes out to his family. I wish he'd have gotten help in time. davidsilver Apr 2015 #31
Oh goodie. An opportunity to make jokes about a sad depressed man. CBGLuthier Apr 2015 #33
He doesn't deserve sympathy Major Nikon Apr 2015 #35
There are a number of organic brain diseases which cause irrational behavior jberryhill Apr 2015 #38
My aren't we informed and observant Major Nikon Apr 2015 #39
It is "baseless conjecture" to rule one out jberryhill Apr 2015 #40
Sure Major Nikon Apr 2015 #42
Yeah, because brain disorders or mental illness are so fantastically rare jberryhill Apr 2015 #49
...aside from which jberryhill Apr 2015 #50
Much needed .. AuntPatsy Apr 2015 #55
My aren't we informed and observant!! AgingAmerican Apr 2015 #44
So I'm making baseless assumptions because I don't embrace baseless assumptions Major Nikon Apr 2015 #46
No, and you are smart enough to understand this jberryhill Apr 2015 #48
Were it not for Occam's razor you might have something Major Nikon Apr 2015 #51
Not sure you know how to use that razor jberryhill Apr 2015 #59
"But attempting to apply a rule of logic to what is a moral judgment is a bizarre thing" Major Nikon Apr 2015 #67
Who made jokes? Quantess Apr 2015 #60
Mental illness AgingAmerican Apr 2015 #41
Moral of the story: If you win free buffets for life, don't piss off the restaurant derby378 Apr 2015 #43
he put a curse on a casino Enrique Apr 2015 #45
Damn! Looks like he was banned just in the nick of time. (nt) stone space Apr 2015 #52
I'm sad in some ways... hunter Apr 2015 #62
on the publicness of this suicide. kwassa Apr 2015 #64
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