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Orrex

(67,441 posts) Sun May 31, 2026, 08:32 AM 23 hrs ago

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Mysteriously bludgeoned with a gavel after threatening Casey Cooper?

High-fived to death by some house-flipping asshole who disappeared without a trace 30 years ago?

Fell from his chair and busted his head while swooning over a guy who throws a ball for a living?

Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 23 hrs ago OP

Not yet but with any luck the Grim Reaper will make this day memorable! SheltieLover 23 hrs ago #1

Suffered a stroke when Emmet Otter's Jug Band announced it would not be performing at his Freedom 250 event. surfered 23 hrs ago #2

The Gnats also canceled Orrex 22 hrs ago #7

;-{) DEVOURED BY BALLROOM BUNKER BUILD CREATURE Goonch 23 hrs ago #3

I see the Orange Menace found a way to "coax" his performers to come-- hlthe2b 22 hrs ago #4

Too good malaise 22 hrs ago #6

These cute dogs also had the sense to cancel MustLoveBeagles 13 hrs ago #20

No but malaise 22 hrs ago #5

Not yet. But I feel confident that tomorrow might bring better news! QueerDuck 22 hrs ago #8

Tried to destroy the John F. Kennedy Memorial and caught his hair on fire on the eternal flame and melted. twodogsbarking 22 hrs ago #9

!!! niyad 22 hrs ago #11

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 22 hrs ago #10

On that Day...you won't have to ask...the noisy celebration will tip you off. MiHale 21 hrs ago #12

Although that's certainly true... Orrex 21 hrs ago #13

It will be far more revolting than what they spewed after tricky dick niyad 21 hrs ago #14

Yep Orrex 21 hrs ago #15

👍... MiHale 20 hrs ago #17

Another month of disappointment in the obituaries. WestMichRad 20 hrs ago #16

One day we will wake up.. LetMyPeopleVote 19 hrs ago #18

The windmills of his mind started spinning so fast Blue Owl 18 hrs ago #19