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Orrex

(66,886 posts) Mon Feb 16, 2026, 09:58 AM Monday

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Blood pressure hits 50,000?

Followed medical advice as prepared by an AI?

Executed in Somalia after confirmation by the RNC?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

On a happier note, I'd like to thank all of the generous DUers who gave me Valentine's hearts this season. Thank you for this kind and thoughtful gesture!

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Monday OP

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Monday #1

Keep hope alive 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Monday #3

Always! SheltieLover Monday #19

Soon... SheltieLover Monday #18

We must be getting close. Rehearsals for his State Funeral have begun. surfered Monday #2

ROFL malaise Monday #9

... SheltieLover Monday #20

Not until after he whacks Massie with frog poison dalton99a Monday #4

Or has him fall out a window....defenestration. surfered Monday #6

Even Charlie Brown wants to know. generalbetrayus Monday #5

God just said..."Fuck him!" Then kicked him into the gutter... MiHale Monday #7

No but malaise Monday #8

50,000 you say? underpants Monday #10

During filming of the movie the camera crew kept saying we need a bigger boat. twodogsbarking Monday #22

I had never heard that and I'm a big Jaws trivia fan. underpants Monday #25

Didn't know that MustLoveBeagles Monday #29

Look on the net and you should find it. I saw it a few years ago. They even had a picture of the film crew boat. twodogsbarking Monday #31

Jaws @ 50 was a great documentary underpants Monday #36

After you have watched it once and then many times you realize how good the acting was. Even the small parts. twodogsbarking Monday #37

Even the townspeople underpants Monday #38

I finally got to see Jaws on the big screen last year MustLoveBeagles Monday #39

Yes! Hugin Monday #35

Hope springs eternal CaptainTruth Monday #11

Snorted adderall from RFK Jr.'s toilet seat. OGBuzz Monday #12

Well played! surfered Monday #15

You win the thread today malaise Monday #28

... MustLoveBeagles Monday #30

RFK Jr replaces his critical medication with peptides and hydro injections? Initech Monday #13

Please Lord take him in your loving hands Blue Owl Monday #14

Don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel surfered Monday #16

May it be so!!! Right now would be good. niyad Monday #26

Not sure.. is it time to play Where's Piggy? SheltieLover Monday #17

Now I lay me down to sleep. I hope that karma gets the creep. If he should die before I wake. I only hope that the twodogsbarking Monday #21

Mysteriously succumbs to secretions from a poison dart frog Wicked Blue Monday #23

... Harker Monday #24

Billions disappointed at the news today... But (happier), these guys make me "get" curling! hlthe2b Monday #27

That's so cute 🥺 MustLoveBeagles Monday #40

I feel the rage! True Dough Monday #32

I'd know that face anywhere! Is he still around? And, yes, the rent (and everything else) is TOO DAMNED hlthe2b Monday #33

Don't know. Sorry! True Dough Monday #34

Happy Presidents Day LetMyPeopleVote Monday #41