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Reply to Iggo (Reply #68)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 06:52 PM

Dec 2025

You win the DU prize, what it is beats the hell out of me, but you do win it.

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Donald Trump wants to be buried in Arlington Cemetery [View all] Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2025 OP

Bury him out back by the maintenance sheds in an unmarked grave...The Tomb of the Unknown President. sop Dec 2025 #1

In a septic tank! lastlib Dec 2025 #26

Under a 3' steel lid Mercurian Dec 2025 #146

I'd go with depleted uranium over steel..... lastlib Dec 2025 #147

Why pollute a septic tank with the likes of him? MIButterfly Dec 2025 #162

Well, it's not much different than the usual stuff that goes in it..... lastlib Dec 2025 #165

Yeah, that sounds about right to me. patphil Dec 2025 #32

with a wooden stake through the heart DBoon Dec 2025 #37

Yep...out of sight,out of mind Bengus81 Dec 2025 #43

Just like he buried Ivana... sop Dec 2025 #53

He should be buried next to Jimmy Hoffa Eddie18 Dec 2025 #106

Wow, Tomb of the Unknown President. OAITW r.2.0 Dec 2025 #52

We should call it "Tomb Of The [REDACTED] President" Initech Dec 2025 #163

Oh hell no!! MarineCombatEngineer Dec 2025 #2

Agreed popsdenver Dec 2025 #20

i am 100% in agreement. Not any where near Arlington Cemetery Deuxcents Dec 2025 #21

Landfill? joho260 Dec 2025 #143

I agree, but he, and all former presidents, are eligible for burial at Arlington regardless of whether they served. rsdsharp Dec 2025 #31

According to 32 CFR 553(a)(6)(i) a president is eligible for burial at Arlington only if a veteran. TomSlick Dec 2025 #115

I stand corrected. Thank you. rsdsharp Dec 2025 #116

Thank you for causing me to look it up. TomSlick Dec 2025 #117

What does it say about convicted felons? Historic NY Dec 2025 #139

Like those silly rules would stop him and Republicans from doing it. It's almost comical... Ol Janx Spirit Dec 2025 #149

If he dies tomorrow (may it please God), Vance would order him buried in Arlington, federal regulations be damned. TomSlick Dec 2025 #159

I agree with all of that except for the public not supporting disturbing his grave. Ol Janx Spirit Dec 2025 #160

I think a small headstone over a shallow grave in Somalia BOSSHOG Dec 2025 #44

A Shithead in a "shithole"...... lastlib Dec 2025 #125

burial at sea rampartd Dec 2025 #45

Burial at sea? MarineCombatEngineer Dec 2025 #76

Chum the waters first catchnrelease Dec 2025 #151

Totally agree. My grandfather is buried there. Fought in WW1. served as JAG in WW2 dedl67 Dec 2025 #63

Make a deal with him... lame54 Dec 2025 #3

No. Maybe Arlington landfill dalton99a Dec 2025 #4

Perfect! SheltieLover Dec 2025 #5

That would definitely suffice, the putrid smell of Flim Flam Man would be covered up by the smell of rotting MarineCombatEngineer Dec 2025 #7

How would you know the difference? malaise Dec 2025 #10

Best laugh of the afternoon! (n/t) PJMcK Dec 2025 #11

Good question, one which I have no answer to other than the smell of rotting garbage MarineCombatEngineer Dec 2025 #13

Get Giuliani on that booking right away! meadowlander Dec 2025 #15

HEY!!! COL Mustard Dec 2025 #150

LMAO! Chasstev365 Dec 2025 #6

Dump him where Traildogbob Dec 2025 #8

Bury him next to Ivana and let the grass obliterate the site. Lonestarblue Dec 2025 #9

But would the grass survive his rotting corpse? MarineCombatEngineer Dec 2025 #14

It wont survive all the piss. Volaris Dec 2025 #18

Just popsdenver Dec 2025 #35

Maybe he should be buried at the real Love Canal. Dulcinea Dec 2025 #121

It would grow greener than ever at first... Iggo Dec 2025 #68

Best answer yet. MarineCombatEngineer Dec 2025 #74

Getting his house in order... kerouac2 Dec 2025 #12

What's wrong with Four Seasons Garden Supply? Over by the fertilizer. Pesky1 Dec 2025 #16

The amount of urine and feces that his grave will accumulate flvegan Dec 2025 #17

Are you allowed to do that on graves at Arlington? Arazi Dec 2025 #29

He should be buried inside the public restrooms there. Envirogal Dec 2025 #50

Life finds a way. n/t flvegan Dec 2025 #73

Rumor has it popsdenver Dec 2025 #33

The fucker IdiotsforPalin Dec 2025 #19

Maybe they could build a new Trump Memorial Toilet. mackdaddy Dec 2025 #22

I didn't know they had a bonespurs section. MLAA Dec 2025 #23

I was hoping he'd share Ivana's grave on the golf course. ananda Dec 2025 #24

Dump his body in the ocean so sharks can gobble him. Trueblue1968 Dec 2025 #25

there are international treaties forbidding disposal of toxic waste in the ocean DBoon Dec 2025 #41

This message was self-deleted by its author Grim Chieftain Dec 2025 #51

That would be shark abuse MustLoveBeagles Dec 2025 #54

Is there a section for draft-dodgers? LetMyPeopleVote Dec 2025 #27

Is he demanding that he replace JFK at Arlington? no_hypocrisy Dec 2025 #28

Probably, but I think he will demand a much bigger Eternal Gaslight (nt) William Seger Dec 2025 #38

Exactly. A flame like no one has ever seen before. chicoescuela Dec 2025 #148

The Mariana Trench? chouchou Dec 2025 #30

Isn't that where he wants his Arc duh #rump, too? He's building his own monument. William Seger Dec 2025 #34

They could create a whole new area for him: The Bone Spur Section. Vinca Dec 2025 #36

Just a corner of the Cowards Section will do William Seger Dec 2025 #42

Why wait until Monday? evolves Dec 2025 #39

I don't care where he is buried since Bluestocking Dec 2025 #40

Lemme git ma shovel! Conjuay Dec 2025 #46

Wow! He wants to be buried with the "suckers and losers"? Grim Chieftain Dec 2025 #47

If he gets buried there I'm going to dig him up and put him in a dumpster where he'll end up somewhere he won't be found mucholderthandirt Dec 2025 #48

Link? onenote Dec 2025 #49

I think it's a joke Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2025 #60

Isn't that reserved for the military Jilly_in_VA Dec 2025 #55

All presidents are allowed to be buried there. Autumn Dec 2025 #85

He has desecrated everything else, but that would be to far. That would be an insult to every member of the military flashman13 Dec 2025 #56

Quick before he changes his mind IronLionZion Dec 2025 #57

Burry him in a toxic dump where he belongs. Dave Bowman Dec 2025 #58

I'm available tomorrow - we can't take the chance that he'll change his mind. nt TBF Dec 2025 #59

Is this a joke? Evolve Dammit Dec 2025 #61

Apparently so. Although it seems most posters think it's true onenote Dec 2025 #89

Cremation would be best. Nt BootinUp Dec 2025 #62

ASAP Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2025 #124

Only if they do it tomorrow. Warpy Dec 2025 #64

He is afraid of all the pee and feces Tree Lady Dec 2025 #65

FUCK THAT Skittles Dec 2025 #66

Fine. As long as it's today. Iggo Dec 2025 #67

Arlington Landscaping Ohioboy Dec 2025 #69

I will wear a long dress, no underwear Mira Dec 2025 #70

Russia not fooled Dec 2025 #71

Surely they have a latrine with floor space - for a simulated great and very brave soldier Norrrm Dec 2025 #72

I like the "BURIED" Part... that Fucking Cha Dec 2025 #75

dig a hole thru the floor in the mens room and dump his body there moonshinegnomie Dec 2025 #77

What?!!! returnee Dec 2025 #78

A nice plot, a golden toilet, The Eternal Flush. dem4decades Dec 2025 #79

In Arlington, Florida? nt Xipe Totec Dec 2025 #80

Guards On His Grave 2na fisherman Dec 2025 #81

Funny, but 1000x NO oldtime dfl_er Dec 2025 #82

I guess that he heard that it was markodochartaigh Dec 2025 #83

Did he say when? RoadRunner Dec 2025 #84

Wherever he's buried, make sure it opens up into a PortaPotty. (Regretfully I forget who I stole that from !) nt eppur_se_muova Dec 2025 #86

I'm surprised he hasn't ordered a monument yet Diraven Dec 2025 #87

No! Golf course in Saudi Arabia or Russia. MerryBlooms Dec 2025 #88

And he will want an Arc de Triomphe towering above. John1956PA Dec 2025 #90

Wherever he's buried, I want to visit his grave Martin Eden Dec 2025 #91

No draft dodgers at Arlington surfered Dec 2025 #92

Is there a section for draft dodgers? Beck23 Dec 2025 #93

You should be buried IdiotsforPalin Dec 2025 #94

And I want to pitch for the Red Sox. cab67 Dec 2025 #95

Yes, dig a hole push him, back fill it thomski64 Dec 2025 #96

Quick! Grab some shovels! Buddyzbuddy Dec 2025 #97

Fuck you, no Aviation Pro Dec 2025 #98

We should inter his body swong19104 Dec 2025 #99

I say mount his skeleton in the National Museum of Natural History. cab67 Dec 2025 #100

Arlington? Aussie105 Dec 2025 #101

Let's just get'em buried then we dig him up Buddyzbuddy Dec 2025 #102

In the golf course beside Melanoma. G2theD Dec 2025 #103

At least somewhere open to the public to use as a urinal. G2theD Dec 2025 #104

Sure! Let's do it right now, in fact. Orrex Dec 2025 #105

I don't think they have unmarked graves at Arlington jmowreader Dec 2025 #107

My parents are both buried there. DFW Dec 2025 #108

Fuck Donald Trump, the creepy pedo buddy! debsy Dec 2025 #109

Don't you mean the Mierda47 Arlington National Cemetery? ... aggiesal Dec 2025 #110

Next to his dead wife in the weeds. QueerDuck Dec 2025 #111

Definitely works for me. niyad Dec 2025 #112

It's a fair trade and potentially in service to the country nt lostnfound Dec 2025 #113

He's probably working on getting his birthday declared a national holiday. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Dec 2025 #114

Great, can we do it tonight?????? tavernier Dec 2025 #118

Saturday would be better. That's tomorrow. Jack Valentino Dec 2025 #119

Well, that tracks. Wednesdays Dec 2025 #120

I don't suppose Arlington has a section for traitors? KewlKat Dec 2025 #122

as Bond said to Q in Thunderball, B.See Dec 2025 #123

I'm sorry ... isn't Arlington reserved for war heroes and military combatants? FakeNoose Dec 2025 #126

As a military widow I want to write the placque cpamomfromtexas Dec 2025 #127

dark humor olivia11 Dec 2025 #128

Welcome to DU ! KS Toronado Dec 2025 #161

Tell him if he acts now they'll throw in a big golden statue and free orange embalming ChicagoTeamster Dec 2025 #129

I'm good with it as long as I can piss on his grave ... nt Jarqui Dec 2025 #130

I think we should Osama Bin Laden him the_liberal_grandpa Dec 2025 #131

Best suggestion yet. FadedMullet Dec 2025 #141

I can't wait to throw some dogshit on his grave. MadMike47 Dec 2025 #132

Something simpler. usonian Dec 2025 #133

Honoring Trump at Arlington. maliaSmith Dec 2025 #134

All Gave Some, Some Gave All. All t***p did was take Norbert Dec 2025 #135

He wants someone to guard his grave for free, that is why Arlington works for him not a texan Dec 2025 #136

Draft Dodgers in Arlington WhiteCheek69 Dec 2025 #137

A city timms139 Dec 2025 #138

Probably wants a gravestone next to JFK, with Emile Dec 2025 #140

No that is an honor for a U.S. Military Veteran not for somebody who paid for a phony excuse from a doctor Botany Dec 2025 #142

Which means Arlington will be renamed mercuryblues Dec 2025 #144

I am in favor of this. They should build him a huge structure, the Tomb of The Unknown Chomo. Blumancru Dec 2025 #145

Traditional for Tyrants... BurnDoubt Dec 2025 #152

He should be buried at sea JHB Dec 2025 #153

Hell, i say just lay his worthless body on the ground someplace preferably bluestarone Dec 2025 #154

I dunno... buzzycrumbhunger Dec 2025 #155

;-{) Goonch Dec 2025 #156

I want him in his own golf course...next to his ex. viva la Dec 2025 #157

How about Epstein Island? VGNonly Dec 2025 #158

There are tons of Arlingtons in the USA and elsewhere. MineralMan Dec 2025 #164