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flvegan

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8. The jokes never get old.

Reply to Miles Archer (Reply #5)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 05:53 PM

Dec 2025

But realistically, if I were Melania, and my only given sexual option was Dollar Store Jabba the Hut walrusing his way on top of me and attempting to satisfy me with his inch and a half quarterstaff, I'd certainly be getting it elsewhere too.

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Oh, KATIE MILLER. Your ignorance doesn't end with mating with Pee Wee German ("Melanie Trump loves her country")... [View all] Miles Archer Dec 2025 OP

PeeWee German! I love it! 50 Shades Of Blue Dec 2025 #1

I can't take credit for it, but... Miles Archer Dec 2025 #2

"Devoted her life to serving America" by making porn videos and stalking rich American guys. Irish_Dem Dec 2025 #3

Katie Miller just wants a shot at Melania's reverse harem of menfolk, I'll bet. flvegan Dec 2025 #4

I've been making "Melania and the Mar-a-Lago pool boy" jokes since Trump's first term Miles Archer Dec 2025 #5

The jokes never get old. flvegan Dec 2025 #8

My standard Corey Lewandowski and Kristi Noem joke Miles Archer Dec 2025 #9

Recommended. H2O Man Dec 2025 #6

Saw photos of Melania loving something... Kid Berwyn Dec 2025 #7