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harumph

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12. For my part, I would very much like him to shit himself.
Mon Nov 24, 2025, 09:16 AM
Monday

Shit himself so prodigiously that it is noticeable and can't be ignored by the press. To complete the picture, upon noticing (belatedly) that he shat himself, he should get a blank look on his face and reach into his pants - pull his hand out and sniff it. It would really be delightful if this were to happen in front of visiting dignitaries. Hard to 'splain' that away.

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